Primer solves this nicely. The problem is, by the time you've watched and understood Primer your brain has been so messed up that you're a different person, thus resolving the paradox of the lack of paradox.

The most evil thing about this is it tricked me into watching that entire bloody song!

Correction. You can tell who throws him up in the air and catches him the most.

Sorry, being Irish I only post dublin tendres.

The whole thing had me laughing from the start, but I just have to *promote the Black Widow endorsement. Ouch.

I literally came back here to see if you'd commented/voted on it yet. Hope Santa Claus finds a nice way to get into your place.

For more possibilities of the end of the universe I recommend the book "The End of Everything (Astrophysically Speaking)" by Katie Mack. For me it hits exactly the right level of scientific detail.

Very nicely cut off at the end.

I'm very glad I don't have to watch the other 95% of similar videos with different endings.

There's a quote that's about Jesus only hanging around with 12 men, all sailors; I just can't place the quote.

The frustrating thing is I think it might have been Monty Python related, and that's the only stuff that doesn't leave my brain. Does anyone else know what I'm talking about?

Your claim that Half-Life is 25 year old is decidedly, definitively, demonstrable untrue.

I remember it extremely clearly, but I can hardly remember last Tuesday. Therefore it is an impossibility. Stop your lies. Go away. Leave me alone.

I wonder if that was inspiration for this lovely little sketch:
https://videosift.com/video/Eric-Idles-Rutland-Weekend-Television

There's precedent. It's just the masculine form of Cruella.

Would I wear that shirt? I wouldn't be seen dead in it.

Actually, no, if I tried that I would be seen dead in it.