How could I forget about you, newt. You'd certainly be better than Ant in wet weather too.

Personally I'm bigoted toward bigots. It's perfectly healthy and self-consistent not to tolerate intolerance.

Honestly, I think anyone here would hate that job. Having to run out on all fours and pick up a bat in your mouth?! OK, Ant may be OK with it.

Your boss even attaches a bloody camera to you to make sure you're working.

Come tomorrow morning I won't be able to tell if I saw that story here or if some ole fella in the pub told me earlier this evening.

*quality story telling either way.

I can only assume he's going to flip them cheerleader-style.

Having said that, apparently their eyes are open now to hear all the problems you have, so maybe I'm wrong.

I didn't notice the pig's nose, but I did tag it with 'freaky owl'. Tempted to go back and edit in 'giant snout' but I'm happy with my choice.

It's apparently a Cannibal CME. The sun threw a Coronal Mass Ejection at us, and a while later threw a faster one. The faster one eats and merges with the original one to become one huge one.

My twin loves of astronomy and horror films combine. Mmmm.

A møøse once bit my sister.

(It was either that or mention of a Coronal Moose Ejection, given that we might well have powerful aurorae this Saturday)

You might also want a nice reminder of why the black hole looks like that: *related=https://videosift.com/video/Visualisation-of-a-black-hole-accretion-disk

(hint: as with many things Black Hole it looks like that but isn't actually like that)

Nice, and I've seen it done live to great effect, but there are better examples around. This one's similar:
https://videosift.com/magic/video/How-Magicians-Misdirect-You

... and this is one of my favourites:
https://videosift.com/magic/video/Magician-shows-how-the-trick-is-done

Very good, kids. Now for lesson two just follow this nice man playing drums.

Obviously that's not Christopher Walken. That's Christopher Dancen.

(an oldie bot goodie; thanks for the excuse to watch that again though)

For what it's worth, the most Christopher Walken Christopher Walken ever Chrostopher Walkened was a 1990 film called The King Of New York. Exceptional Christophen Walkeninging.

No problem. His next video is about giving his cat rollerblades.

That will also be his last video before the cat kills him in his sleep.

*dead backup