<slow clap>

(The applause, not the venereal disease)

I'm just warming up, Newt. Bring the heat!

That would really make the car zipp o-long.

Sorry.

I tried not to say it, I really did.

Those blues dudes sure are particular about making sure their meat is properly handled. Catfish Keith is an old favourite of mine.

<shaft>You're damn right</shaft>

"Yes, this is actually an NE555, not a "Computer Chip""

That explains why it's got great rhythm.

Elvis obviously had cursed dice.

I have a theory, but I don't know if I should say it or not.

Am I right in saying it's VS's 18th birthday in a few days? I suspect everyone's going to jump out and shout "SURPRISE!!!"

Sssssh.

I don't think he brought much new to this, but the original is absolutely astounding and he didn't butcher it, so it's still a great song.

I love space tech. The palpable disappointment when they didn't get their creation to explode is possibly unique to geeks and munitions.

Yes, but how did it taste? I know I would have at least had a nibble.

Sorry, but for me this goes well past the realm of believably.

"I'm sorry my odor offends". No. I just can't believe he'd apologise for anything, least of all something small that makes the people around him suffer.

There was a previous interesting submission of Illustris with embedded commentary here: https://videosift.com/video/Astronomers-create-first-realistic-virtual-universe

Or vice versa!