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newtboy (Member Profile)

noims says...

Iirc (and I saw the film enough times) he ended up wearing the skin of the head alien, en route to the alien homeworld with a chainsaw in him lap.

Both the character and the actor went very far indeed.

newtboy said:

Derik’s gone ape shit!

Chainsaw guy, Derik, had already fallen hundreds of feet off a cliff onto his head, spilling some brains. He uses his belt to tie his skull closed, replacing his leaking brains with any splattered brains he can find during his murderous alien rampage, making him go “ape shit!”.
I don’t think it ended well for him, but it’s been decades since I saw it. Good times, good times.

VLDL: When stupid NPC’s have bad AI

noims says...

My favourite thing about this was the nicely done exploding sheep. It brought back fond memories of this...



I wonder whatever happened to the guy with the chainsaw. He couldn't have gone far.

The most INTENSE Night Ride I've ever done

noims jokingly says...

Yep. My first thought was no brakes, no lights, not a lot of consideration for others.

BSR, surely it's against the sift rules for you to put this here to help drum up business! 🚴‍♂️ 💀 🤑

newtboy said:

Looks fun, but I can’t support all the light running and wrong way weaving through traffic.
Also, if you’re going to ride with no brakes, learn how first. There are multiple ways to stop with no brakes that he didn’t know.

People like them give cyclers a bad rep.

5SF: Let Me In

noims says...

Nice, but standard at this stage.

It would have been better if the creepy look was from the one inside the house... maybe with a "you're safe with me now".

Rave in the grave - AronChupa, Little Sis Nora

HULK BODYBUILDER VS SCHOOLBOY ARM WRESTLING

I’m so happy this was caught on camera

noims says...

I saw no evidence that that parrot screams 'Let me out'. I also note that the guy went into the house alone.

Man, I could learn a lot from him.

Céline Dion sings in all 12 keys. Simultaneously.

bobknight33 (Member Profile)

noims says...

Sorry, Bob, voting a comment down doesn't constitute a counter-argument.

Voted back up as an equally well considered rebuttal.

newtboy said:

Gave you plenty of time to answer….As expected, you’ve got absolutely nothing….you whiny little bitch.

As usual, you cannot be specific about what you think I am wrong about, because you don’t actually know one single thing I was wrong about, you simply don’t like reality and like a 2 year old you just deny it without a thought then run away. 😂

PS- sure seems like Joseph Czuba is another MAGgot baby murderer triggered by far right media’s anti Muslim bias.

Jason Voorhees preparing for Friday, the 13th.

noims says...

Bear in mind that you can't really compare it to the next generation like Nightmare on Elm St, Poltergeist etc. since they're already moving away from the straight-up slasher - more complex plots, adding mainstream elements like humour, and far bigger budgets.

The comparison to Halloween is reasonable since it really was a Halloween wannabe, but it's a bit like saying you're not as smart as Einstein.

Now, if you really want to diss the film, compare it to Evil Dead which came out only a year later on a smaller budget.

ant said:

I finally watched it last night. It wasn't good as Halloween, Nightmare on Elm St., etc.

1/10 Americans lack access 2 adequate food eating challenges

noims says...

Hey, if you have a personality like mine you can get your picture on a restaurant wall really easily.

Well, at least behind the counter, with a 'do not serve' label. It's pretty much the same thing.

Squatch-Squat

noims says...

If I saw a cryptid that had minimal (at best) evidence of its existence, I wouldn't be casually documenting its unexpected appearance saying "... elusive creature, now it just squatted down...".

There'd be a lot more "HOLY FUCK! EVERYONE, LOOK! IT'S A FUCKING SASQUATCH! STOP THE TRAIN! PULL THE CORD! THIS IS FUCKING MONUMENTAL! IT'S AN ELUSIVE CREATURE! NOW IT JUST SQUATTED DOWN!"

Hang on. Maybe it's just a tone-of-voice thing. I take it back.

Jason Voorhees preparing for Friday, the 13th.

noims says...

No. Not believable.

I distinctly saw him jogging, but I've watched pretty much all his movies and the lazy fecker never moves at more than a fast walk, at best.

This Song Teaches Counting But Is INSANELY Hard To Count

noims says...

I didn't understand a single word he said, but I've loved that song pretty much my whole life, so my confirmation bias tells me to think this guy's spot on in saying the tune's amazing.



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