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Wax On, Fuck Off
That was awesome. Big upvote.
*fap
These are all Japanese porn stars?? I want names with timecode stamps, STAT!
Fully Functional Lego Sniper Rifle
Traveller's Tales, are you paying attention?
Oliver Stone & Jesse Ventura Impervious To Republican Spin
Until we get Critical Thinking as a mandatory class taught in our schools, this is all masturbation.
Pee Wee Herman on the View
Love Pee Wee but it seems he's lost his edge. Back in the day, he would come out on stage to do promos like this in full character, and would *stay* in full character the entire time. Lately, I can't help but notice how tired Reubens appears on these junkets. I bet his show kicks ass though.
What channel should I make? (User Poll by Hybrid)
I'd say *glennbeck, but I'm not allowed to * kill channels.
You're a PC (Blog Entry by dag)
Wow. Not one Unix user? (or did that get lumped in with Linux?)
:q!
Sir Patrick Stewart clashes with James Corden at awards show
Never heard of Corden. I'll bet you in 5 years, no one else will have either.
Goonies Reunion
>> ^Kalle:
who's the bald guy??
That's Chunk; Jeff Cohen.
Wow, has it been that long already? I saw the Goonies back in the theaters in 1985 and it's still in my top 5 today. I wish I could head up to Astoria for the reunion this summer. Will have to make plans for the next one. So glad they keep having reunions.
Ohio Supreme Court Rules No Radar Needed to Ticket (Wtf Talk Post)
Why not? These people don't need evidence to prove "god" exists. It's like me stating they're assholes when I have no ev.......oh wait, I *DO* have evidence!
Announcing live streaming of Water channel (Water Talk Post)
Yay for water! I've always felt a kindred connection to water, and happy to see it has made it's appearance on the Sift.
Casino: Couple's $11 million jackpot a mistake.
This is why I laugh at all the people who gamble. Why would anyone put their money into a machine clearly labeled "malfunction voids all pays and plays" is beyond me. Its right fucking there; the whole setup is in the casinos favor. You want your jackpot?
Open a casino.
Red Bull Air Race - Mega-save!
That sucks. The last time he saved was back at the first pylon. Now he's got to start over. I hate it when I do that.
Armed Gang of Kids Steal Ice Cream
The Penguin is parked outside in the ice cream truck.
Neil Tyson On Humanity's Chances Of Interaction With Aliens
He smokes pot. You know he does.