They're smart. And vindictive. University students doing studies on them learned the hard way after they released the birds and they would torment the students who experimented on them. Later, the students started wearing masks so the birds wouldn't know who it was.

Moral of the story: don't fuck with birds. They fuck back.

Hey, he's using my camera! Oh, I'm sorry, was there burning stuff going on??? I mean, look at the guy sitting next to him. Totally unimpressed.

I drink pomegranate juice but can't stand the prices Pom charges for it. But I must say, their response was priceless. At least they didn't resort to suing . . .

Don't forget the helmets.

So very confused . . .

Now where's that video of the woman who moseyed on over and then punched the skateboarder. She should watch this. And learn.

Well . . . in her defense, the man in the banana hammock is pretty well built and the fat man chasing him . . . Yeah, I'mm gonna go with don't get caught by the fat man.

(Not to mention, if banana hammock isn't gay, then my whole reality is wrong.)

Now do a 2 liter!

I know, right? Now they just come out of their rocks and post all over the internet instead! What has this world come to??

Yeah, they have similar ones for Jeepers. They'll even paint them to match your Jeep and you can switch out the axle and wheels to match your Jeep (which means it can help fix a broken axle.)

I had the same face when Jack said those lines.

Stating explicitly that you are only seeing what you want to see is exactly why we can't give you any credence. When I wear beer goggles, I see exactly what I want to see as well, only difference being, I sober up after a while.

Just because some book says one thing, doesn't mean someone else's book doesn't have other magical stories that discredit yours. You picked the one you want to believe in, and you'll find any imaginary evidence to back up your stance. Reality won't change that. And this video won't make the rest of us believe in fairy tales.

Someone's got their clown panties in a bunch . . .

Yes, the creator wanted to be as confusing as possible so it made different strata from different things so as to just make it more fun figuring it out, right?