Again, I can only say that I'm sorry. But not to worry... you guys are still pretty epic at baseball.

These are what I perceive to be the lyrics:

What, what, what, nigga wanna play me
What, what, what, nigga wanna HUHSUHL [sic]
What, what, what, imma knock yo shit out
Ho, nigga, move out the way
Here, we, go, I'mma fucking make that
here, we, go, this not a game dawg
here, we, go, I'mma fuckin' bring that
OHH shit, I'mma hit that shit
SECONDUBLY how you gonna rap when you skinny?
50 ain't skinny, Tupac ain't skinny
Wanna be a rapper? I make myself rapper
Nigga wanna talk about fucking Shawty
I'm a K O
누가 뭐라해도 나는 여자 많은 인생살이
하루만에 뱅한 여자
니들이 평생 줄다리기 하는 여자
JUI-CY 하는 여자.

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Again, I am very, very, sorry for posting this.

--Westy's comment for Non-Redneck/Shepppard types--

I quote:

"It is very easy to condescend to redneck yankies.

I find it strange that part of me has a issues with the concept of kids having knives, however, it is also my personal belief that it is important for kids to kill (that is, skin and eat) animals, so that they appreciate what it means to eat another creature, and, most importantly, take its life.

As long as the child has a good mental framework and knows that knives should only be seen as tools for acquiring/preparing food, then I find it acceptable for them to own one.

As for the bb-guns, so long as the child knows that it is deplorable to kill people, that war is terrible, and so long as he sees airsoft and paintballing as sports entirely separate from the mentality and actions of war and killing people, then I would consider them permissible, as well.

My parents never wanted me to have guns or knives, but in the end I made a knife out of flint, then a bow and arrow, which turned out to be quite effective. So I guess the lesson here is to educate children, and to safely introduce them to things that are potentially dangerous."

This makes me wish humanity finally got to the point where it annihilates itself.

I hate to ruin the fun everyone is having with the 'Nazi Elf', but the guy is dressed up as neither a Nazi nor a member of the Red Army. The getup is merely the standard German police uniform. The song is about the guy with the wicked hair and the chick getting stopped by the police for being under the influence.

"English is my second language."

ROFL

TV just raped your soul. Here's a free T-shirt.

This would make an awesome live performance. I'm talking solo-- with a huge video screen projecting this video in the background. Hot damn! I just found my purpose in life!

She just *has* to be a transvestite. Or a Ceylon. Or both.

... and then there's a McDonald's. WTF?!

Now that she's *cough*cough*not*cough* apologized, let's go off on her for calling it a 'colorful season' in respect to Barack Obama.

Er, make that 25.

22 memes, I believe.

Fine, I'm a loser.

*long

Also, I love how she doesn't realize she's being made fun of by Jeff Foxworthy for being a woman until the crowd starts booing.

Oh, videosift community, this video makes me both laugh at people's stupidity and cry for the death of intellectualism.