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Athene's mother threatens to kick Blizzards arse!

illeto says...

Ok, here is the Bio of the shirtless man:
FURIOUS

Usually not wearing a shirt, Furious stays true to his roots; the ghetto's of Harlem. Being the only black man in the show he is prone to be subject of racism, which leaves him little choice but to carry a piece.

Other than packing a .45 he is a peace-loving man who makes an honest living by selling ponies and standing up for his people. Despite this fact of life he has been falsely accused several times of slander, fraud, thefth, battery, carjacking, homejacking, illegal possession of firearms, pimping, assault, manslaughter, bribery, obstruction, perjury, burglary, provocation, arson and robbery.

The latest accusations also involve unfair competition in games such as Call of Duty 4 and CS:S, where he allegedly owned other players to the point of virtual rape and humiliation.

Athene's mother threatens to kick Blizzards arse!

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illeto says...

so what if her kid see them? It doesn't know that shape represents a penis.

I am sure there is a culture out there that uses triangles to represent vagina. I think we should outlaw everything triangle shaped to save the youth, save them from... from... something.

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French TGV train does 574 km/hr (356 miles per hour)

French TGV train does 574 km/hr (356 miles per hour)

illeto says...

>> ^rottenseed:
eff it...that's an easy way to waste money here in the US. What would you do with a train like that? Our airlines can't even make it without government subsidation, why would we need more means of long range travel??? Just a plain waste of my money and I'm glad Prop 1A here in California didn't pass.


Wait a few more years for oil to get even more expensive and you will see. Right now the Boston-New York train is always fully booked and just a few years ago it was nearly going brankrupt.

With all the stupid airport security, long commutes to airports, and the price of jet fuel, Trains are faster and cheaper.

The US is in a privileged position in terms of its oil prices, which are 2 or 3 times cheaper than the price at the pump in Europe. But the oil will eventually dry up and it will be better spend if used for drugs and plastics, rather than burned away.

This train runs on electricty. Electricity, that in all likelyhood comes from one of France's 59 nuclear plants. Pretty impressive, for a country smaller than Texas.

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2008 World Record for Dominos

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illeto says...

Each next episode proves even more definitely that the writers have no new fresh ideas and are just scraping the barrel. Most of their jokes are verbatim reconstructions of pop culture scenes or memes and the rest is 60% farts, 30% people getting hurt, 10% new material.

I loved Family Guy. Now I cannot watch it because it is complete crap.

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