you guys are fast. sorry - didn't mean to cause any trouble. have been inactive on sift for a quite a while now and didn't know this would be a problem. do with it what you will.

i feel kinda bad for that guy.

http://koti.mbnet.fi/~bgf/rojut/hefhofhof/

new and improved

this video is cutting off for some reason, but if you click the link to youtube and watch there its about 9 minutes long. its also completely ridiculous.

Neo is and forever will be Ted Theodore Logan. And possibly Special Agent Johnny Utah.

what exactly does that teach them? what it feels like to get hurt really fucking bad?

Actually, Robocop would have destroyed Neo before Neo ever had a chance to destroy the Matrix. Know why? Because Neo is a fucking douchebag and Robocop is totally sweet.

this is pretty good, but i refuse to vote for it for 2 reasons:

1. robocop would have destroyed neo.

2. why does yoda have to make his way into every fucking web video?

I'm not sure why I think this is so funny, but I've been cracking up for like 10 minutes.

this pretty much just summed up the last 5 years of my life. oh, how i've wasted them.

super fun and absolutely terrifying at the same time.

this is the sweetest thing i've ever seen. ever. shut the site down - this won.

well, sorry for the typo, but whatever. hopefully the rad racer footage makes up for it.

these are fucking priceless.

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http://www.fenslerfilm.com/PSAS.htm

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