Practical and safe!

>> ^HaricotVert:
The only justification for this is if he was bet several million dollars to do so.

Or when the Red Sox won the series...

Haha, they're very good at sums. British kids are cute.

Aww look at her little pea-coat!

Wow that was unexpected. I tip my hat to you sir.

Most of it is correct, although I have a slight disagreement with the "bold is old and wrong" statement. <em> and <strong> are designed to be semantic tags that happen to render the same as <b> and <i>. I know it's a bit nit-picky but you don't always want to "emphasize" text, (e.g. the title of a book). My rule of thumb is, think about how people would read the text aloud, if you would actually emphasize it (or strongly say it), use <em> and <strong>, otherwise <b> and <i> are still cool.

Basically all you have to keep in mind when joining a forum is that everyone is a dick who acts like they have an entire encyclopedia of information on a subject but can't offer anything more that "OMG cross post!" or "It's called search, n00b."
/bitter

Hmm, saying "konnichiwa" then counting in Cantonese? Someone has their asian obsessions mixed up. Unless he's looking at the stupid gaijin in the mirror...

I hate to do this, but it's a dupe... I don't think I have the power or the heart to discard it.

me = fail

*beg not working, how about *promote ?

Haha that last one was great. Execution by quartering (or in this case, halving). *findthumb

*beg

NO ONE GOES AGAINST ISRAEL

Mario sure says "Yahoooo!" alot.