The feather at the end is a nice touch.

Cool goal, but what's up with the editing and music? Did a 12 year old do this?

Part two of the report Andy Rooney notices people holding things to their ears and talking. Finds out it is something called a "mobile phone".

I just hope one day in the near future I can watch a video from a phone that doesn't seem as though it's been smeared against someones ass.

Rednecks don't know the concept of slack in the line. Their motto is, "when in doubt, gas her out".

*promote

Cling to your guns people. It's martial law time. Chaos everywhere. Grab a bottle of booze and start clicking like crazy. There's some votes to be voted on.

Only 3 mins and 20 secs later she finally comes into the skit.

He's like Jason Bourne with a sign. He can take on three bums at once all while advertising metro's free one month off offer.

So much for good gas mileage.

He's doing this for the same reason why people will smell something after someone comes up to them and says, "this smells like shit, smell it".

We will never know.

With the box office failure of "Grindhouse" Tarantino needed a A-list star to sell more tickets and to make producers fork over some cash to get the project a green light. Hence Brad Pitt as the lead.

*promote

That guy did a good job of "oh shit I'm screwed stay calm".

This is so Awe ... Wait for it........ SOME!!