By kissing Charlie Sheen's winning, tiger blood fused mouth, Jimmy Kimmel was tolerable for this 4 minute segment.

What they didnt tell you is this is what happens to trains when you put pennies on the tracks.

AWESOME!! I want a Blinky

>> ^xxovercastxx:

Jeez, emotional roller coaster for that kid.
For an encore, how about we water board him with breast milk?


Hold him down?

So cool. Someone is totally going to put Goatse, Rick Roll, some kind of lolcats image though. Hopefully the context will be funny but I'm pretty sure it will be called some new kind of digital terrorism or something.

Yeah it pisses me off too. I'm a homebrewer and once you find out you can make beers better than any store bought beer for less than .50cents a beer you tend to not want to pay for overpriced beer anymore.

Oh hey! Welcome to my house, here is my kitchen, fridge, counters, wall full of weapons, a table, knife throwing rack. You know, the usual.

i also want to say that I can add really well now.

greatest muppet gang bang ever. Do you label it as MMM since their muppets or what?

the police protecting police? NEWS at 11

Hmmm, who is worse. The drunk driver behind the wheel of a car who couldn't give a fuck or the really high paranoid driver who is afraid of hitting everything in his path.

totally worth it.

I told someone and then I killed them. They shouldn't have been so nosey.

aww well i still upvoted it.

This is awesome I dont have many of these but *promote