When I was wrapping up in High School, I trained for four months to physically hit the peaks necessary in order to apply to be a member of the RCMP. I wasn't going to let my diabetes keep me from it at all, and it was some hard, hard work.

Then the hammer came down when I went to apply and I was told that due to the cataract surgery I had when I was 10 years old I couldn't be a Mountie. It was a blow at the time, and to this day I still wish now and then that I could've become a Mountie.

F*cking brilliant.
I award this man 72 virgins. Or raisins. Whatever they are.

"Good solid safety thread".

>> ^Raaagh:
Good solid safety string.

I'm only upvoting because Weird Al is in the background.

I actually made one of these years and years ago for my American friends. One of them ended up putting it on YouTube. It's pretty much the second thing that pops up from a search for "Milk in a bag".

My watch:
http://www.tokyoflash.com/en/watches/tokyoflash/rogue/

>> ^nach0s:
I'm guessing those knives are plus 1.


Against everything.


Orcs especially I presume though.

Clearly the man is a Jedi.

I heard a hint of french in there, but it was ridiculously minute.

I probably don't hear anything close to what Nomino hears though, damn me being Canadian.

Brain failure.

Re-booting.

Okay. Starting at 1:30, when Godzilla from the modern remake appeared in the back background, I almost spit my drink all over my laptop.

I love Indian News.

There's local carpenters still?

Now if only evolution had developed a predator that could subdue its prey with head scratching, that would be an amazingly terrifying world to live in.

I can almost bet that they are all thankful as all get out that they have to wear masks for that job.

>> ^joedirt:
You idiots do realize most machines have read heads on BOTH sides?? (In addition to everything in commercials is fake, from the food to the "doctors"


Okay. If my sarcasm detector is on the fritz, I do apologize. However, that is not the fail in this commercial.

Take a look at any credit card or bank card, Joe, and notice where the magnetic strip is. The Discover card was being swiped upside down in every instance, not backwards.