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Teleporting Super Powers Caught on Surveillance Camera?
seems legit
Emma Watson is Dangerous!
>> ^dannym3141:
Vacuous, self centred women take note - this is what you should be like! Down-to-earth people like her and ellen page should be pushed as role models if you ask me.
what's it like being friends with emma watson and ellen page? it must be pretty cool knowing what they're like in real life.
Harrison Ford Broccoli Joke
For being Harrison Ford more likely.
Sarah Palin Insults Obama's Penis after Libya Embassy Attack
I could have suspended disbelief if only the word "grow" wasn't used. If I wanted an actual big stick, I would go and get one from a tree that's already grown it.
Sarah has penis envy.
Bill Maher Calls BS On Tom Brokaw
Reid did do that, but everyone who reported it (hell, even Reid himself) pointed out that he had no proof to back up his claim. This might be a good example of what Cenk is talking about. Reid took ferocious attacks from the cable media and in particular Fox News.
Romney, not really. The worst it's been (as far as I can tell) is some people on MSNBC pointing out that he's lying, and showing how the facts show he's lying. It's probably balanced by FNC replaying and repeating it as if it's the truth, right after they manipulate the available statistics to try and make a dishonest case for how the President handled the economy.
Higgs Boson Confirmed!!
"...reached Biblical proportions."
C'mon! If you have to do triple-twist back flips to shoehorn in a pun, you should stop writing forever.
"I Only Shot A Nigger", Florida Gunman Tells Police
>> ^mtadd:
Messenger, please explain yourself if you would. It sounds like you're saying that he's not just a racist, but a racist psychopath...and that's to his credit.
I took it to mean maybe he is a psychopath, but the police in Florida have given him reason to think they wouldn't care if someone shot a black person. ie. A jab at the Sanford police and George Zimmerman.
Pat Robertson Tells Man to Beat Wife,Move to Saudi Arabia
Problem: A guy wished a beating on someone. Solution: Wish death on the guy?
I can't even take him seriously enough to do anything but laugh at him anymore, and apparently I get to laugh at the sideshow now, too.
Bill O'Reilly: "I Like Weiner"
I miss Glenn Beck. He was so far off the spectrum that it was actually entertaining a lot of the time, although I did feel sorry for people who were treating it like anything but entertainment.
Silent Anti-Masturbation Message Dubbed Over With R Kelly
dead
The Follow Up Question-How to defeat Republicans
I don't care who you are, if you are proposing legislation without having fully considered the consequences, you deserve to lose your job ASAP. The ironic thing is that it's driven by so-called Christian principles but quite obviously ignores the golden rule in application. GTFO please.
Richard Dawkins on Creationists
I wouldn't be alive today if the universe hadn't said to me "hey, you should exist." Makes sense!
Gina Rinehart calls for a small Australian wage cut
If I had billions of dollars, I'd bribe news outlets to stop paying attention to this human waste. Dear world: starve this fucking troll already, she clearly needs a diet adjustment.
Obama Linked to 2008 Murder of DNC Chair Bill Gwatney
Was this before or after he went back in time to forge his birth certificate?
WTF does the "L" stand for in TLC? The Laughable Channel?
I believe the L is for Lowest.