Wow, I bet this guy is the freaking life of the party no matter where he goes. You wanna talk about a "Debbie Downer" this dude has got that role down to perfection. I've listened to this for a total of about 12 minutes so far and I'm already trying to think of the quickest way to off myself before I have to listen to any more of this depressing dribble.

Yes we're materialistic, yes Michael Jackson was a freak and we made him that way, yes we're probably the shallowest society to ever exist, friggin get over it. Go fly a kite or watch a spider spin it's web or smell a flower or something but for God's sake shut the fuck up.

This is obviously a fake viral video marketing campaign for "vital Energy Drink". That is unless that kid somehow found the tens of thousands of dollars it would of taken to buy that much energy drink just to play a stupid prank on a woman who's given to anxiety attacks and can't handle surprises.

If "Vital Energy Drink" does turn out to be a real drink company I would suggest to them that they take some of those fake viral video dollars and spend it on product design instead. Those bottles looked like they were design failures from the 70's.