>> ^KnivesOut:

It's genetic now, children are born understanding the true purpose of the internet.


Yes, it is indeed too late for you. What could not be won through strength of arms, we have taken by stealth and deception.

Never once did ask why our scratches itch so much. Never did you suspect that we were in actuality altering your very DNA!

A pity you were so clever. You've tipped our hand and we do so hate to move precipitously...

I remember seeing a documentary on Spontaneous Human Combustion a few years ago and one of the cases cited was a woman who had collected some seashells and stones from a California beach and suffered the same thing. The shells and stones were suspected but nothing was found.

Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

>> ^BoneRemake:

That is a pretty good video
People should do that in protests. hahahahaha


Kinda like musical chairs, except the loser gets his head squished.

That chick should hook up with Rubber Johnny

About fucking time. Next up, he needs to do the Chronicles of Amber.

Quite possibly the most annoying sound invented to date.

Apparently camel toes aren't designed for sprinting. The camel didn't seem especially quick either.

Most amazing, there wasn't one bead of sweat on his face.

Oh and uh, how do you "simulate" an auto-rotation? It's either powered or it isn't and that landing was most certainly done under power.

I don't think Chase has much appreciation for how much those must cost. He looked like he was just waiting to reload the from his last saved game.

"Thrown to the wolves" indeed. "Thrown under the bus" seems applicable as well.

>> ^Chaucer:

my cat did this once... got caught in the handle... he pissed all over the place because he was so frightened. Which taught me to cut the handles on any bags I leave laying around.


Lol, I'm not the only one then. One of my cats did the same thing and he also pissed all over the place. He's always been sound jumpy to begin with.

>> ^NicoleBee:

I feel like he should be muttering one of the monologues from Apocolypse Now between paw licks.


CatKurtz:
I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor <lick lick>
That's my dream; that's my nightmare <lick lick>
Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor <lick lick lick>....
and surviving.

When does fusion become a crime against nature? I think we have an answer

I wonder if some people in the front lines protected with motorcycle helmets and wielding tennis rackets to bat the tear gas canisters and flash bangs back at them would be effective. For the police to have a valid complaint about the tactic they would have to admit that they were deliberately targeting/throwing AT people for which they in turn would have no moral defense.