Which equation explains that haircut?

He probably practices 5, maybe 10 minutes a day tops.

Steve Carell followed this man around for 3 months researching his role for 40 Year Old Virgin.

Go explain to the good folks in Sudan that you are struggling with life being too good looking. Yawn.

In reply to this comment by persephone:
Think about what that really means, Fishlegboots. It means these people feel they can't afford to be vulnerable, they can't just be themselves, they can't be real, they don't want to be warm or candid with people too much, because they don't want to give the wrong message.

As far as women go, believe it or not, but they don't necessarily want to be fucked by every dude that comes along.

In reply to this comment by persephone:
Think about what that really means, Fishlegboots. It means these people feel they can't afford to be vulnerable, they can't just be themselves, they can't be real, they don't want to be warm or candid with people too much, because they don't want to give the wrong message.

As far as women go, believe it or not, but they don't necessarily want to be fucked by every dude that comes along.

Boo hoo, everyone's trying to fuck me.

They should make a movie out of this.

Ah, this panel of wise ones is a perfect forum...........................for me to poop on!

Interesting, but can it do long division at the bottom of a fresh water pond?

So how much do I have to spend to see this film and will there be action figures available for purchase?

This video should come with a warning label, "may cause drowsiness".

I'd like to pin a medal for dickheadishness to this gentleman's testacles.

Don't shit where you eat. Nevermind.

It doesn't get much more pointless.

It would have been funny if the box was filled with cat food.