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No Playing In the House
Oh no, you're not gonna trick me that way. You just want to give my children autism and take away their guns - I'm on to you.
Seems like you've spent way to much time researching this. Take a break and focus on your kids. They've been acting out. Spreading diseases and "what not".
Eddie Murphy Does The Greatest Tracy Morgan Impression
Also, I have to say, Eddie Murphy looks pretty good for a 30-year old.
9 Year Old Foot Archer Nails Target
You have to admire the sheer guts it takes to watch this kid display such talent and training... and then do an exceptionally half-assed job learning to edit the video.
The New iPhone is Just Worse
I like the Apple Plugs solution - http://appleplugs.com/
Life? Hacked.
No Playing In the House
This has to be the most easily faked viral video out there. No visual effects, just a convenient accidental recording and stock 'glass breaking' sound effect. I'm not going to pretend to be an internet detective and 'prove' that this is fake, but it seems so much more likely that it is fake than anything else. And of course the licensing contact info is right up in the description.
Hillary Clinton stumbles leaving the 911 memorial
I think it's highly worrying that the two major candidates for the US presidency are showing signs of extreme and possibly chronic illness. One of them is suffering pneumonia, weakness, and strange tics, and the other has started to shit through his mouth
Flaming Buttho
And perhaps more unexpectedly: “Starbucks is a place where these types frequent and a lot of body fluids are exchanged there. But the thing that I was not aware of is that there has been information that has been released… what Starbucks was doing, is they were taking specimens of male semen, and they were putting it in the blends of their lattes. Now, this is the absolute truth.”
two weeks later: "I thought this prostitute was a woman"
Flaming Buttho
That strap-on better be made out of asbestos! Because FRIEND, there will be a 'ternal FLAME comin out that buttho! You ain't seen nothin! GOD will put a fire, put a flame, put a furnace in that buttho an' melt that strap-on OFF! Ain't nobody in 'MERICA gonna eject that melted strap-on from that buttho'!
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Assbestos, friend. And God's position is catcher.
What's God's position on strapons inside butthos?
Alex Jones Uncovers Pickle-Gate
I didn't really care much when he revealed that Hillary is a lizardwoman who ate Vince Foster and raped Bill Clinton, because even though I believe it, Trump is pretty bad on policy. This though? This is beyond the goddamn pale.
Ozzy Man Reviews: Funniest Kickboxing Match Ever
One of them is a panda in a mansuit.
People on yt (who are always accurate from what I hear) are calling this Thai WWF? I don't understand what it has to do with the World Wildlife Fund but O.K.
Waffle The Kenyan Sand Boa Playing With His Toy
Well if you're going to be pedantic you might as well just include the whole goddamn line:
"Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen. And let me tell you, I for one have had it with these motherfucking worms in these motherfucking dunes!" At least if I remember it right.
As much as I don't want to be that guy, I can't let this slide....
the actual quote is
"Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen."
I know, I'm being a dick, but it's just such a great line (from an otherwise pretty awful movie)
the empathy museume
This is pretty much what I say to other passengers when I'm shitting myself on the bus. I'm doing this for me, not you. And for science.
Doesn't matter to me, first and foremost, I post for me, not you -- though I acknowledge it is public and therefore for the public's consumption, it is so purely for reasons of science:
Sia - The Greatest
I understand that it's incredibly impressive in terms of training, discipline and physical ability, but I'll never not find interpretative dance ridiculous.
https://youtu.be/kYtCn2eI0G4
The EpiPen and What's Wrong with American Healthcare
America! Love it or experience difficulty breathing, tightness in the throat or feeling like the throat or airways are closing, hoarseness or trouble speaking, wheezing, nasal stuffiness or coughing, nausea, abdominal pain, or vomiting, fast heartbeat or pulse, skin itching, tingling, redness, or swelling!
Youtube: Blocking Revenue is Censorship
You can't pretend that all content is good content, though. Youtube needs to weed out the Isis recruitment videos and the kitten crushing, and they need to be able to reliably promise advertisers that their ads won't appear in front of that shit. YT has convinced creators that likes and views are actually what's important, but I bet YT can lose 100 large channels before they are willing to lose one large advertiser.
eric3579's link explains it, but there are options for advertisers who want to advertise on anything, regardless of content, and there are options for those who want to only stick to the approved material. Given the sheer volume of videos on YT, an automated system is necessary, and it's a good thing that they've now given users an option to appeal the non-monetization.
Youtube's advantage is not that they have content that isn't on tv, but that it's an established platform for viewing content on every device in existence. On the whole I think Youtube is still leveraging its significant power to provide a fairly open and unrestricted platform. If my company was being advertised there I'd probably want to have full freedom to choose the videos, and to demand, for example, that comments be turned off on every video with my ads.
Except you still need content to attract viewers and YouTube did that by creating a place where you could find shit you will never see on traditional TV. Without viewers you might as well be erecting billboards around Neptune. And advertisers will be willing to pay for ad space on YouTube, there are simply too many eyeballs for them to ignore.