Who is the craziest GOP candidate?
Vote for your favorite. (Tancredo dropped out, sorry)
- Huckabee and his obsession with death
(slit your wrists, Paul is dead, vote for me or I'll kill you)
“I figured out you could put grease in a popcorn popper and heat that thing up, and you could cook anything. So we fried squirrel.”
- Romney and his double Gitmo and putting fido on the roof.
- Giuliani and his.. well too many things to mention (9/11 broken record, cross dressing, sex on the city, etc)
- McCain ugh..
- Dr. Paul and his plan to overturn Roe v. Wade using the Fifth Amendment by assigning personhood to fetus. Or his many controversial past statements
- Brownback and Hunter even worth mentioning.
Also, the majority of them don't believe in Evolution.
- Huckabee and his obsession with death
(slit your wrists, Paul is dead, vote for me or I'll kill you)
“I figured out you could put grease in a popcorn popper and heat that thing up, and you could cook anything. So we fried squirrel.”
- Romney and his double Gitmo and putting fido on the roof.
- Giuliani and his.. well too many things to mention (9/11 broken record, cross dressing, sex on the city, etc)
- McCain ugh..
- Dr. Paul and his plan to overturn Roe v. Wade using the Fifth Amendment by assigning personhood to fetus. Or his many controversial past statements
- Brownback and Hunter even worth mentioning.
Also, the majority of them don't believe in Evolution.
8 Comments
MINKyeah hi, god created evolution, kthxbye
jonnyInsane as in outrageous - Paul
Insane as in cognitive defect - Romney
Since we're on the subject, how about the dems? same order as above: Kucinich, Clinton
Also, the majority of them don't believe in Evolution.
Nearly all say they don't believe in evolution. The trick is to figure out who is lying.
gorgonheapWow, those are all strong arguments...
choggielet the tortured guy in there.....we'll see if he can dish...
ravenDon't forget that the Mittster talks to Jesus... my question though, is if Jesus talks back.
All in all, politics and election promises aside... McCain seems to be the only one who's playing with a full deck of cards... and he was the only one subjected to NVA torture tactics... wtf are the other candidates excuses?
joedirtYes, I forgot, three of them believe that Jesus endorses them. Two of them speak to God in the literal hearing words sense. And all but Ron Paul loves them some torture. (Except they don't like to call it torture, just to approve of it being done to people) (And McCain briefly tried to pick the other side, but I think he could have been a little more outspoken if he really cared).
thesnipeEasy answer: All of them
I think Romney is whacked in the head, dunno what more to say. #2 on my list after that rant I heard given by a wanna be Jesse James in the CNN debates.
I respect McCain but I dunno Raven, I don't think he's up enough with domestic affairs, not like that's a concern of the hardcore republicans.
Paul seems to have it clinched but is on the outs with the neocons because of his domestic policy, he really should be on an independent ticket.
Guiliani seems to have too much extra baggage coming into office, post-9/11, divorces, etc. While not crazy I wouldn't say he's fit for the stress of office.
FedquipMitt, Rudy and Huckabee...all loons who I can't see being good leaders.
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