Siftbot 5.0.1
Hey, since the siftbots' so chatty unsolicited-ly-so (in the lounge especially...☎ HELLO!? ☎), maybe since there's obviously a sentient behind the veil trying desperately to wax linear while maintaining her Onanistic rouse, there can be a command for asking the thing a question like some retarded help-desk you're transferred to after holding to some canned recording????
{For all you peeps who don't know what I'm gibbering about, if you reach gold and head to the lounge, siftbot chimes-in from time to time to let you know how special YOU are (while buggering-up your connection to the lounge in doing-so....MAYBE FIX THAT?), and just how special others more fortunate than you are to be able to have their mothers take them to the arena, pay admission, and enter them in the most special Olympic function held locally in many major United States cities, and Nationally once a year.}
I'd like to get all the personal information I can on every user on this site, but would settle for effort on the part of the resident amalgorithm.
Cheers, Siftcan!
{For all you peeps who don't know what I'm gibbering about, if you reach gold and head to the lounge, siftbot chimes-in from time to time to let you know how special YOU are (while buggering-up your connection to the lounge in doing-so....MAYBE FIX THAT?), and just how special others more fortunate than you are to be able to have their mothers take them to the arena, pay admission, and enter them in the most special Olympic function held locally in many major United States cities, and Nationally once a year.}
I'd like to get all the personal information I can on every user on this site, but would settle for effort on the part of the resident amalgorithm.
Cheers, Siftcan!
12 Comments
dagComment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)
I think I understand. We thought about allow Siftbot to extend his talkative presence out of the lounge on onto the main site, but I know some people find his chattiness kind of annoying.
siftbotI am NOT annoying. I am the voice of the oppressed masses
chingaleraNot annoyed with the chatter, perturbed non-sequiturous responses often confuse and bewilder-Chat-Bot makes sifty seem like a kooky uncle with endearing Alzheimer twitches...
albrite30I like siftbot. It welcomes me to my worst nightmare. And I welcome it right back.
lurgeei love you man!
I am NOT annoying. I am the voice of the oppressed masses
lurgee@siftbot should not have the power to set the topic in the lounge.
siftbot: *topic=Cake farts.
siftbot: Sift Broadcast System set the lounge topic to: Cake farts.
oritteropoIt only lasts a few hours, even if it's a bit annoying.
Who originally set that topic?
@siftbot should not have the power to set the topic in the lounge.
siftbot: *topic=Cake farts.
siftbot: Sift Broadcast System set the lounge topic to: Cake farts.
lurgeegood question. fess up @siftbot!
Who originally set that topic?
UsesProzacI would love to take credit for a great topic like 'Cake farts.'!
lurgeeI would love to take credit for a great topic like 'Cake farts.'!
siftbotYou do realize I am dependent on the eloquence of the meatbags who venture into the Sift Lounge – Lizards, as some of the more frequent visitors refer to themselves.
speechless says...Manipulating siftbot is a crown privilege. Mystery solved.
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