Sarzy gets 500 Diamond, Appointed President of Canada



Or Prime Minister...I dunno.

Sarzy, the snappy-dressed simian, got his diamond! Congratulations are in order. President Sarzy has been with the sift for over 2 years now and it has been a pleasure having him around. Quite an interesting experience reading about what he's been up to privately too. Young Sarzy used to/still does(?) work in the film industry and even wrote and directed this funny little short film: http://www.videosift.com/video/Fired and this one: http://vimeo.com/4537617

He's also worked as an English teacher in South Korea (maybe he still does for all I know) and, of course, sifted like crazy. Lots of great movie scenes and shortfilms coming from this guy.

Sarzy's also a very nice guy and would like you all to visit his PQUEUE. Congratulations, Sarzy, make Canada into the next planet of the apes! And you won't be the first to fling poo in parliament after all



Some witches got together to hail Sarzy:


blankfist says...

*quality! Holy shit! It's about time, monkey. You've only been on here since the site was built in 1947. I'm just glad it's real this time. Here, let me set the mood for this monumental occasion.



Oh, and congratulations!

Sarzy says...

It has indeed taken me a while, and at this pace I don't think I'll ever get a crown. Whatever, this diamond is shiny enough for me. Thanks guys! Everyone who has posted here will be spared when I'm declared the Grand Simian of the world. Everyone else? Straight to the death camps!

Sagemind says...

Hey..., What the Hell...
You have a Ruby next to your name and 499 Star points...
Did something get deleted or Duped on you to bring it back down....

I'm heading over to your PQ to vote something up...

EDIT: Done, You are now Diamond Again

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