Ponceleon Flies Ever Higher, Reaches 100 Gold Stars

posted by EDD 1 decade 4 years 11 months ago • 555 views


Ponceleon might not be a 3-year-veteran of the Sift (then again who knows, he might've been a long-time lurker (or even... mlx! gasp!) before he joined), but he's definitely become one of the most likable folks around.

If there's anything really important I've learned about this Prius-riding, left-leaning, videogame-playing Bostonian (apart from the fact his username has two 'e's in it - which I managed to be unaware of until today ), it's that one of his life-long ambitions is to engage in intercourse with animals. But hey, let's not jump to hasty conclusions and label him a pervert right away, it's not like he's some sicko who'd eat a pizza with cutlery, you know...

Where was I? That's right - ponceleon is a stand up guy, and his comments tend to be some of the best ever, so be sure to check out his UNSIFTED vids and his PQUEUE from time to time, because more often than not you'll find real gems in there.

*cue round of applause*

Image courtesy of the lovely and talanted NicoleBee, slightly modified for the occasion by EDD

47 Comments

enoch says...

does this mean i have to buy a gift now?
congrats ponce,your comments are my reason for living...
ok..they crack me up.
as i have stated before:
DUDE..you rock!

ponceleon says...

On a sentimental note: I would like to thank all those folks who make these videos even better with all their great comments... Here's a bit of nostalgia that some may remember, but not remember that it was me.

So back when I was a lurker, I didn't quite get what videosift was all about. I read the instructions and thought I understood what was up. So the first video I submitted promptly got me banned! It was a video I took of a cow in switzerland and I said "hey buddy" to the cow. Yup... exciting stuff. Anyway, I got banned pretty fast and then went back and read the stuff on self-promoting. I guess I took the rule as being literal, as in I was promoting myself in some way. Anyway, understanding the rule better, I promptly removed the offending video, apologized, and someone (sorry can't remember who) gave me a second chance!

I must say I am eternally grateful to whoever that was, as the time I've spent with all you guys has been hella fun.

Love the sift

Haldaug says...

Congratulations! From now on you can give all your self made videos to me, and I'll be happy to get star points from them.

Keep the exellent commentary and sifting coming!

EndAll says...

Damn, check out that bulge.

Ponceleon, like a pretty petunia in a pasture you prove your prowess by philandering with peacocks and occasionally pack bowls of pot to perpetuate the progress of your powerful mind. Yeaaah, idk what that was about either. Anyways - congrats!!!

gwiz665 says...

Sarzy is such a soft touch. I would have put him on a cross, for no other reason that to institute the religion of siftology with Ponceleon as our savior.
(but then I'm a total sift-nazi motherfucker, so I guess that says more about me.)

>> ^rasch187:
^ it was sarzy. I guess he felt bad about banning you

rottenseed says...

You've reached the second to the last milestone that means anything. The rest is empty status. Enjoy your new powers and may Jesus ride in on his white stallion-led chariot and gift you eternal life in his kingdom of country music, mullets and perms.

dag says...

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

I'm with you on the animal sex thing Ponce. I wouldn't mind doing it with a big beautiful cat - providing it was consensual - and the cat had bathed recently.

Congrats and thanks.

Ornthoron says...

I was also a longtime lurker like you, and we both ended our sift virginity at approximately the same time. Us semi-younglings gotta stick together, you know! Well done!

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