Happy Steak & Nobber (BJ) Day!!!
Why do girls have Valentine's day and guys have nothing? We get flowers and the shit girls would want but nothing is in it for us. I don't know about the rest of the world, but here in the U.S., we created a holiday called "Steak and Nobber day" as a rebuttal of sorts. On March 14th, every year we have a day devoted to men and their needs. No cards, no candy, no jewelery, no shitty poetry, no moonlit walks on the beach, no flowers, no calling anybody to wish them a happy anything (aside from the high-five of a male passerby). The only thing involved in this holiday is a nice juicy steak, cooked to the man's preference, followed by a nice, sloppy blowjob by the man's significant other. Nothing special...just steak, blowjob...done.
It's enough to keep a guy appeased, but not too much to ask of the "blower". So come on ladies (in both senses of the phrase) get down and get busy, after all, if it wasn't for us, who would keep your frigid feet warm at night?
It's enough to keep a guy appeased, but not too much to ask of the "blower". So come on ladies (in both senses of the phrase) get down and get busy, after all, if it wasn't for us, who would keep your frigid feet warm at night?
28 Comments
RyjkyjYikes
blankfistMe: steak
Her: 8==D~
rottenseedMe: 8=====================D~
(NTS)
gwiz665Don't men have valentine's day too?
EdeotAnother one of your Pagan rituals that you Christians like to believe you invented. Despite what the history books say, there was no real "Saint Dick" and he did not protect a 1000 women from the incredible beef army.
blankfistgwiz665:
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SagemindOK, Great, So how do we promote this on a National / International level so that the women know about this new holiday ritual?
rougyFrankly, I've half forgotten what a steak tastes like, let alone that other thing you mentioned, whatever it is.
blankfist"let alone that other thing you mentioned"
Oh rougy, don't lie to us. We know you remember what penis tastes like.
paul4dirtpi-day i silly, this seems just *terrible
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kronosposeidon*quality
This will improve its chances of becoming an officially recognized national holiday. Even if you don't get the steak or the hummer, you'll still get the day off. To search for hummers.
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alien_conceptAlright i'm in. As long as I can eat the steak...
Eklekhttp://religion.videosift.com/talk/Happy-Steak-Nobber-Day
rougy>> ^blankfist:
"let alone that other thing you mentioned"
Oh rougy, don't lie to us. We know you remember what penis tastes like.
Hmmm...not sure about that, blankie, but the more I look at your face the more I'm reminded of what a dick looks like.
peggedbeaif your woman isnt cooking you steak and sucking your cock atleast every other day, youre doing something wrong.... try being a less of a douchebag and more of a man.
rougy>> ^peggedbea:
if your woman isnt cooking you steak and sucking your cock atleast every other day, youre doing something wrong.... try being a less of a douchebag and more of a man.
Which planet are you from again?
peggedbeathis one, with all the gravity .. and a multitude of douchebags who flirt with eachother in online forums and complain that they dont get enough head.
burdturglerWon't anyone think of the cows?
rougy>> ^peggedbea:
this one, with all the gravity .. and a multitude of douchebags who flirt with eachother in online forums and complain that they dont get enough head.
Well, if anybody here would know about douchebags, bea, I guess it would be you.
Fill 'er up?
deathcow*doublequality
peggedbeaso rougy, you douchebag... are you saying you wanna be inside me????????????!!!??
OrnthoronIn my country we celebrate Ballantine's Day.
rottenseed>> ^peggedbea:
if your woman isnt cooking you steak and sucking your cock atleast every other day, youre doing something wrong.... try being a less of a douchebag and more of a man.
So you're saying that you cook your man a steak and give him a bj every other day? I'm sure I could put off being a douchebag if my cock was in my woman's mouth every other day. 2 reasons to be happy, my dick's being sucked and she's shut the fuck up.
rougy>> ^peggedbea:
so rougy, you douchebag... are you saying you wanna be inside me????????????!!!??
You're confused again, dear.
I'm not your douchebag, I'm the guy who fills up your weekly assortment of douchebags, the ones you bring to the drive-thru in the trunk of your car.
What will it be this week, sweetie? The usual?
Three waters, three vinegars, and one half-and-half?
berticusAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
RyjkyjI cook all the food in my house and my wife's a vegetarian.
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(well, except when she's sucking my cock
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