Up-vote this if you are a jack ass.

^LOL----ass

i would participate but i cant bake for beans.
now if you want to know some of the food i can whip together..i can participate.

and i can make some hobo food that will knock yer socks off.

Don't have to be able to cook or bake there pardner, all ya needs't throw a cookie recipe out there that you've never baked but have tasted once er twice maybe....can't be all that too hard, eh? Once'll do-We'll do all the bakin' needed then, EX-strippers n' FE-male bartendresses' will decide yer fate...ON Camera!?

Kind of a win-win-win if yer prone to catchin' some drift...

HINT: You can even submit the NAME of a cookie recipe of some friend of yer granny's that you herd-tell of that she made that you tasted once at a funeral...We can improvise as long as there's some kinna documentation

*quality. Oh sift talk ain't what it used to be!

Awarding chingalera with one star point for this contribution to VideoSift - declared quality by alien_concept.

and we Thank you darlin', from the very topper-most of the heart!

Won't you be the first to offer-up a tasty cookie-plan alien-gal??? Just like yer granny used to send ya in the mail should you be the first thru third to five and perhaps the only goer at this rate....-Love a challenge, and remember, "There's a prize in every package!"




Times-a-wastin' folks, I'd like to get this bakin' ball-a-rollin' downhill before June, got those summer evil-twin birthday packages to get out y'know....

I'd participate, if my mom could find the recipe for the delicious cookies she baked at Christmas. She probably threw it away, though.

Well I could maybe give you my recipe for Rogan Josh which is particularly delicious

Man, that dish looks quite mouth-waterin', but it don't resemble no cookie-

(mmmm. Laaaamb curry...aaaaughhahlahgggllugggggh!-YUMMERS!)!

-Har. At first I thought you were makin' a pun all sweet on that beefy comedian version, that Joe Rogaine fella..

Made these last night-I call em:

Chewy Sugar Cookies (monster version)

2 3/4 cups flour (sifted with:)
1 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp baking powder

I cup (2 sticks) salted, butter (softened)
1 1/2 cups whole cane sugar
1 egg
1tsp (or to taste) vanilla extract
3-6 tbsp buttermilk
some ground cinnamon, and some more sugar for later

sift dry ingredients into bowl
in a separate bowl, cream sugar, extract, egg, and a small glug of buttermilk until creamy
mix wet and dry ingredients and add just enough extra buttermilk to make the mix slightly sticky but not wet (or, the opposite of how you like your women)

NOW comes the monster part:

Add to dough, some pure grated coconut (unsweetened), dried cranberries, and fresh almonds that have been hit with the coffee grinder to chop and powder a bit)

Place the dough in the freezer while you preheat the oven to 375°F

on an un-greased cookie sheet, place small dollops of dough that has been rolled in some of the coconut/almond mix you set aside extra

on top of each dollop that you flatten slightly with a fork, brush-on some buttermilk on each dough-glob, then sprinkle with a sugar and a ground cinnamon mix

Bake for 8-10 minutes on second-to-top oven rack

Real panty-droppers these, bet ya can't eat just five

Oh my god, I'm a dumbass, I seemed to have skimmed over the cookie part, haha. Ok, well I've never made them before, I'm not much of a baker, but I heard about these bacon cookies this one time...

I'll do bacon cookies, but you've had to have at the very least tasted them for the recipe to qualify...

Well I will consider you the winner of first prize, by default, and send you those bacon cookies if yours is the only response to this contest resembling an entrant-

What happened to the good-old days, eh??

I'm still trying to get hold of the recipe I talked about in my earlier post. My mom cannot find it, but I hope she'll be able to tell me what ingredients she used. I only know that the cookies had marzipan in them, and probably oatmeal.

I really like to bake, so I can't think of any other cookie recipe I haven't tried to bake after I tasted it.

So I'd like to participate in this contest with these "Marzipan-and-probably-Oatmeal-Cookies" and I promise to tell you the other ingredients, as soon as my mother answers my email.

Someone at work brought these chocolate chip cookies in today. I asked her to email me the recipe since they were really good. So here you go...

Chocolate Chip Cookies
(makes 6 dozen cookies)

4 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking soda
2 teaspoons baking powder
2 cups butter, softened
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 cups packed brown sugar
1/2 cup white sugar
2 (3.4 ounce) packages instant vanilla pudding mix
4 eggs
2 tablespoons vanilla extract
4 cups semisweet chocolate chips
2 cups chopped walnuts (optional)

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Sift together the flour, baking soda, baking powder and salt, then set aside.

2. In a large bowl, cream together the butter, brown sugar, and white sugar. Beat in the instant pudding mix powder until blended. Stir in the eggs and vanilla. Blend in the flour mixture. Finally, stir in the chocolate chips and nuts. Drop cookies by rounded spoonfuls onto ungreased cookie sheets covered in parchment paper. Refrigerate dough between batches so the dough doesn't become too soft before baking.

3. Bake for approximately 10 to 12 minutes in the preheated oven. Could be more or less depending on your oven. Edges should be golden brown.

Is this, the winner by default or the best gift in the form of a challenge to all by one of the most genuine contributors to this site?

Let the contestants commence their entries!

So, my entry doesn't count then?

Awesome! I consider marzipan cookies a particularly interesting challenge on accounta you can't take marzipan on a commercial airliner anymore wrapped in aluminum as a carry-on snack...

and yes of course it does! Sorry Lilith, I was brain-farting p'rollly-

Here is everything my mother remembers about the recipe (and as it turns out, I was wrong about the oatmeal):

Marzipan Coconut Cookies

egg whites
marzipan paste
wheat flour
confectioners' sugar
unsweetened shredded coconut
lemon juice

1. Beat the egg whites until stiff.
2. Combine the other ingredients, then fold in stiff egg whites.
3. Form cookies with a spoon and bake.

The cookies should be golden but still soft.
Optionally, you could add a chocolate glaze to some of the cookies.

She doesn't remember the quantities of the ingredients or the oven temperature. I hope that's okay.

That's TWO!

OH...and considering the recent attempt by chiccochodiarreah, to defame and otherwise lambast me publicly, I would like to take this opportunity for anyone reading this with the power to otherwise tamper with my mail or any winner's who receives a prize as specified here, that nothing which could be considered contraband or of nefarious intent ever came or will come form me into your possession.

FUCK the dumb-shits and the Babylonian high priests of illusion!!

i would venture to guess perhaps, if you are anything like myself, that you were wrong about the oatmeal, because oatmeal cookies are like...yer favorite frikkin' cookies when they rock, which oatmeal cookies DO, BECAUSE OATMEAL COOKIES FRAKKIN' ROCK..and are my personal favorite everyday cookies ever!!
...which i do.....eat cookies everyday, at least one stolen or baked personally or otherwise offered to me...or stolen....every day

Oh and lilithia, it's fine the amounts and all, I can wing that shit with my eyes closed, AND...
After i read your recipe, it inspired me to write these lyrics to a tune I shall flesh-out in studio (as i have been prone to be up-in lately recording hillbilly music) this punk tune, and here's the gyst and general set up and lyrics...so far (and yes, you Lilithia, inspired this song, as will be reflected in the credits)

I Steal Cookies - words and music by Chingalera, Choggie Kendall esq., BMC © 2014.

I steal cookies
It's something that I do
I steal cookies
Gonna steal some for you

I steal cookies
and hide'em in my shoe
I steal cookies,
yer gonna steal me some TOO!

(instrumental break and bridge)

I steal cookies
I steal em from the zoo
feed'em to the zebras
fed em to the, eeem-uuuu's

Gonna give you some cookies
if that 's what you wanna doooo
EAT SOME COOK-AhhhHHHS! (emphasize shouting)!

AFTER i STEAL EM FOR yOOOOOU!

(insert head-banging lead, two more bridges, and resolve here)

finished composition, less than 10 mins
(all these dern cookies will take wayyy longer to bake!)

so......Lilithia?
You want I should bake you some of your mom's cookies and write you some more music??

*edit-dude, I was so hammered last nite...and I still can make that song work!

Hopin' that oritteropo doesn't mind and apologies for posting the recipie contestants intentions submitted to my profile before I do it now, so I am asking here of user orriteropo if he'd like to have me post his entry here, in the public purview, since it was after all, submitted and has been approved as number 3...? Sounds like a tasty treat fit for the running so far, my oven marks go to 6 so I'd guess I can get it to happen close, I would like a name for these droplets of baked wonderfulness though...,make one up f ya have to or ask-about??-

That's 3 so far, two more and were off..

I'd like the next two to be a challenge of baker's gold proportions if anyone dare place the task upon me, ...no exotic ingredients or process being too extravagant-

Since I repeatedly asked her for the recipe she misplaced, my mom just sent me some other (slightly similar) cookies in the mail and wrote that she can send me their recipe if I like them.

Plenty of time, let us know which ones you pick-

COOKING CONTEST IS HEREBY SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY DUE TO LACK OF ENTHUSIASTIC PARTICIPATION AND PARTICIPANTS.

March 25th, 2014.

-CK

*kill

*discardo rimbaldi

Discarding this post - discard requested by original submitter chingalera.