Fck y all sheep in th man ass.

I was going to add more to that but seeing as it exudes the *quality brillance that is choggie... Oh Wait... There is something I can add.

Ga Dam you Fedquip you Canuckian Fkhead with al yer bloggin n servitude to da man.

*quality...

MycroftHomlz cannot award a quality point for this Sift Talk post because MycroftHomlz does not have enough Power Points - ignoring quality request by MycroftHomlz. (You can always purchase more Power Points.)

Y'see its all about products and environments...we never had finer things- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas. An now here the visceral verisimilitude...when you go about yer lives but don't see the..forest for the trees. its the conspiracy--

to blind the younger generation to whats really haaaaappenin brotha!
You gotta open yer eyes.
postmodernise your brain to all the doubletalks-and-groupthinks in the mentalities.
before the fire o evolution burns em all to cinders like ash outta the bourgeois volcano behind the mcdonalds caaaar paaaark!!

Oh man, I'm not even going to try. I will offer this comment from cheesemoo, for inspiration...

>> ^cheesemoo:
Whenever choggie says something, I imagine John Fogerty singing it. Does anybody else do this?


^PS- Dont' vote for this comment! Vote for Cheesemoo's above, yo!

*quality (for McH)

Awarding dystopianfuturetoday with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by schmawy.

>> ^schmawy:
Oh man, I'm not even going to try. I will offer this comment from cheesemoo, for inspiration...
>> ^cheesemoo:
Whenever choggie says something, I imagine John Fogerty singing it. Does anybody else do this?



ROFL! Yeah, but only if it's Fortunate Son.

Heys ditpiafutrdatayzonday??.......Ya want me too hook you up with the Garfunkyoats babes??..Is that it? All ya have to do is axe me dude..... The prize goes out to the playa wiff th' manyest pernts, on they cumments.

Are only frustrated white males gonna play???

White males?... I am ghetto brother.

I'm only half white!

Choggie's gunna win. (FYI: Choggie is referencing this thread http://www.videosift.com/video/Garfunkel-and-Oates-Fk-You. My response was the inspiration for this post)

Choggies' gonna play, and simply sit back'n watch how drunk y'all can get......zat ok????

How bout them geek babes though..., real nice guitar playin' anna croonin'....

DTF, you can have the blonde, but I want the brunette. Mmmm.

On second thought, she looks too much like a gelfling.

^Glad to have you here Chog.

...(doncha tell issykitty, she isn't a Dark Crystal fan)...

As it is above, so it is in the laundry.
The waters rising, and I ain't got no spaghetti.
Youll have to check with Hillz on that one, cuz Billz stainin some dresses.
Ferriners be takin my job, and I aint worked in 15 years.
Aefjk c felk ke j ekqwl elk.

Finnegan's Wake N' Bake.....

Impossible to imitate without the life experience, so I shall combine a quote,

"yeah well, I tried posting this twice, so, way to show yer true hate, hater of the sifter not the sift! holler and scream all you wish - just linear enough for, in-a-straight-line monkeys to be able to relate to, long enough, for a synaptic motor response on the "up" arrow...."

I almost can't tell if it's good or bad, it's just all magical lyricism, fueled by god knows what...

I've wondered that too. What does fuel your more psychedelic comments Choggie?

Indeed! What's yer fuel? Then we could REALLY get this whole thing moving!

I mean, besides acrimony.

How about things you will NEVER hear choggie say? Like:

- Do you think this occasion calls for the good linens?
- I wish I was in France right now.
- Scones with my tea sounds scrumptious!
- Higher gas prices will encourage me to buy an economy car.
- I would never eat squirrel meat.
- I'd KILL to see "Rent" on Broadway just one more time!
- I enjoy paying taxes.
- Foie gras.
- Marijuana? Never touch the stuff.
- What sounds better to you right now, Merlot or Cabernet Sauvignon?
- I embrace forward thinking.
- I found his polemic provocative and entertaining, but also a tad jejune.
- Socrates.

lol, kronos... too good!

"You have the temerity to say that I'm talking to you out of jejunosity? I'm one of the most june people in all the Russias!" --Woody Allen "Love and Death" (1975)

aaaaaaaaand the DIS-toh-peon man axe for postins widdout substance n kith and kin cain't cuz its nuffin to pay attention to, wot?
its clear all you chowderheads only piss and moan when there's lower'nyou abouts fer eating all the cake, but we ALL know the cake izza lie leastways that's what I been hearing rumblin down the way btu that's allllll the way rumbling from me belly bcuz listening to all the privelledged whine about about anything ceptin politicky days make me noggin go flat. yer all sheeply and I know it best cuz

THIS
IS
CHOGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

Nuthin' butta buncha incoherent, mumbo-jubos so far-It's the miles not the medicine, you could trip till yer worthless and never have the midas' touch-I blame the superior chromosomatic interlude, bout' 42 years ago.....and they're still paying for it-

Hard to get a literary party going if it's fueled by superior breeding...don't you have a personal hero or something to share, we're all trying to summon some 'method' writing here...

1/2 oz stem
1/2 oz cells
1.43726 % alien, illegal

mix well, for a number of years.....
(oh yeah, pinch a' nekkid boat parties and hot baby-sitters....)

I think I may have found a portrait of our pal Choggie.

Nothing going on here worth any of our times- high or globally smoked making no difference -not like thats any surprise for non of us, seeing as all youall immaturities is inbred and only this circle jerking makes you get up in the morning...

goonie goohoo.

mekka lekka hi mekka hiny ho.

oh, n the best commentin on this here page?
y'alls is jus havin yer assets handin to ya by
>> ^choggie:
Finnegan's Wake N' Bake.....

Well serious you top notch Obamas on the abecedarian end of the scope... keep thinking your shit dont stiiiinnnk!!! Abercrombie McDonalds sheep... all your talking is self masturbatory wanking resulting as the hypnotic poison of our times...

tell me your ideas really matter, and I'll show you how your monomaniacal fascinationers!!!!!! Wank head media!

Lookie who's flavor of the weak!...and he's done gone and won our kuntess!!!

You KNOW I'd be in the winner's circle iffin it wasn't for that curd I had in my chest bags!

Guess the rubarb jam goes your way. BOOOOO YAAA!

Not even close...

http://www.videosift.com/video/Happy-New-Year-wLeftover-Fireworks

>> ^uhohzombies:
I think I may have found a portrait of our pal Choggie.

Ahhh, but you're forgetting these earlier videos from his channel:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5TnVHupfsk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJgqTfWtcqY

>> ^schmawy:
Not even close...
http://www.videosift.com/video/Happy-New-Year-wLeftover-Fireworks
>> ^uhohzombies:
I think I may have found a portrait of our pal Choggie.



Holy crap! Choggie is Tom Clancy?

I^ think choggie is the resurrection of Hunter S. Thompson, driven mad from seeing the face of God.

^I was getting some HST vibes too.

And *British, Where you from choggie? I'm an Essex lad myself. Which is kind of like the New Jersey of ol' Blighty.

Post is already assigned to parody talk - ignoring all requests by schmawy.

dystopianfuturetoday can add more channels if he wishes. He has to do it since it is his thread.

I think the British accent was a put on. If I had to guess, I'd say Choggie is mid-western.

:'( shattered.

what'd I miss??.......aw shucks, thanks fer the send-up, the only thing missin' is a beaver soul patch!!!

Not a Brit....euro-mutt, Texan-But I am hot for my bud's Brit wife.....so's everybody though-! (don't read this and get mad...you asked for it bringin' her back)

Looks like Smibbo's got it. Don know what time it is on the left coast tho.

As of midnight, kp has the highest rated comment and Smibbo has the highest rated Choggie impression. So, if the spirit moves you, toss some * promotes in their general direction, and while your at it, throw some love to Choggie too for being a good sport and a sift icon worthy of the highest form of flattery.

If you are late to the party, feel free to leave more Choggie comments.

iza alwys thot it more too be more of a jar jar binx micelf.

talk like choggie? sometimes i can't even manage to talk like me. and i am me.

seriously, what in the f*** is going on?

well fjnbk, looks to me, that a cessation of regular activity here on my part has prompted(reset) one ddystopiupfutytday to reach out in desperation for this tribute(cry for help/companionship)......This thread is dead, don't forget to dish out those promotes to kronosposiden for his masturbatory subjectification which would seem to be the most popular contribution...(not that he followed the rules er anything)

My promotes are going to smibbo and swampgirl, on accounta cause they girls.

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