Racist Australian Senator egged by hero kid
   
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Submitted by ChaosEngine
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*promote this absolute legend of a kid!

Also, I'd like to repost what I said about senator fuck-knuckle on Friday:

"I would like to post an eloquent rebuttal of this complete and utter nonsense. I’d like to point out that blaming the innocent people on the day they’ve been brutally slaughtered is the lowest of the low, and that to do so as a representative at a government level is not only disgraceful, but a blight on the very concept of democracy.

But it’s late, I’m tired and quite frankly, it’s been kind of a shitty day.

So instead, I’d like to invite senator dickbag to go fuck himself so very, very much and I hope he gets the most unpleasant of diseases for the rest of his miserable (hopefully brief) pathetic existence."
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written by ChaosEngine

Self promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Sunday, March 17th, 2019 1:55pm PDT - promote requested by original submitter ChaosEngine.
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written by siftbot

Please let this be the new norm every time senator dumbfuck speaks, he should never leave another speech dry, and please wear studded leather next time so the dumbass muscleheads have a harder time trying to choke you out or break your neck...or bring a few yourself.

So glad to know he's been released without charges and is supported by a strong majority of his countrymen (apparently up to and including the PM,) and has well over $20000 donated to defend him through go fund me and other pages supporters set up for possible legal fees.
*quality act that should be repeated....and blamed on the "victim" every time.

Oh, and @ChaosEngine....I think you're thinking of fournier gangrene.
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written by newtboy

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by newtboy.
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written by siftbot

@newtboy that is exactly the kind of thing I was thinking of.

As for the kid (whose real name is Will Connolly) the defence fund is now around $30000, and part of the fund is earmarked for "buying more eggs". Will has stated he intends to donate most of the money to victim support*, once again being an absolutely top bloke. He's already been jokingly nominated for "Honorary New Zealander of the year".

Also to put his attack into context... in terms of victims per capita, if this had happened in the US, it would be the statistical equivalent of 9/11.

*there has already been nearly NZ$5m raised for the victims. https://givealittle.co.nz/cause/christchurch-shooting-victims-fund
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written by ChaosEngine

*wtf *news *politics
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written by ant

Adding video to channels (News, Wtf) - requested by ant.
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written by siftbot

Egg Noggin. HA HA HA! Get it!

It was an EGG on his NOGGIN!

I crack myself up.

THERE! I DID IT AGAIN!

CRACK myself up!

Crack an egg. Get it?

I ought to be on stage. Next one out of town. HA! GET IT?

I got the best yolks. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAA!
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written by BSR

don't give up the day job just yet
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written by ChaosEngine

I'm on call 24/6. I get paid while doing this.
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written by BSR


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