Grown Man Pooping Wrong His Entire Life
   
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Submitted by newtboy
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I poop while not touching the toliets especially in public restrooms!
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written by ant

I have seen signs in public restroom saying DO NOT FLUSH TOILET PAPER.

So I just stick it to the sign.
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written by BSR

There's this idea I've tried to incorporate into my life. 1) Nobody on earth is correct about everything 100% of the time. 2) No one can really know what they're wrong about (as one wouldn't maintain a belief they know is wrong) 3) I'm a person on earth, so I'm wrong about things and don't know what they are.

I hope the things I'm wrong about are minor. This guy here? He ended up with a pretty damned big wrong.
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written by moonsammy

I was wrong once.

1) You only need to be correct about ONE thing 100% of the time.

2) When you lose the one you love and suffer their loss, you will feel you did the wrong thing. Feeling tricked. You will feel VERY ALONE. This is not where love was supposed to take you. You will be left with one decision. Do you continue to love knowing you will be sending the people you've loved and who love you, into the same hell you are stuck in or do you take the chance that those you love can band together with all those who chose to love you and them?

3) You will only need to make one decision to get beyond the hell and grief that love delivered you into.

The bleeding hearts and artists are waiting for you.

Love is all you need. -Beatles

The blacksmith and the artist
Reflect it in their art
They forge their creativity
Closer to the heart
Yeah, it's closer to the heart -Rush

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Thank you for breaking my heart
Thank you for tearing me apart
Now I've a strong, strong heart
Thank you for breaking my heart -John Charles Reynolds / Sinead O'connor



As far as the guy with the poop, yeah, I think you're right.
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written by BSR

This MF needs to learn what the sea shell is for lol.
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written by Mystic95Z

I wonder if this guy used a bidet, would he try to spray each turd as it was coming out?
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written by spawnflagger

I don't see what the problem is. My man is just shitting old school.


Like 2-3 million years old school, when we were still up in trees and a sabertooth tiger was hunting us, but still valid.
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written by Payback

God is love, and that is why He gave us a way to be forgiven and have eternal life.
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written by shinyblurry

If you need to give love a character name, I can live with that. Artists do it all the time.

Truth is, love is all you need. It's the highway to hell. If you want to get to heaven, you've got to go through hell.
How can there be such a sinister plan
That could hide such a lamb, such a caring young man
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written by BSR


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