Amazon "Essentials"
   
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Submitted by newtboy
Summary
Amazon's idea of essential may differ from yours.
Comments (showing 5 of 5)
???

Of course there's a shortage of dick!

If you didn't have a set of your preferred Enjoyment Genitals at home before lockdown kicked in then you're shit out of luck getting your hands on a set before restrictions lift.

OK, so maybe it's stretching the definition of 'essential' but it definitely fills a need.

Also: "dick shortage" heh heh heh
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written by noims

Did he check for pocket pussies?

I do like grabbing them.
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written by bobknight33

Just do what you normally do and steal them from your friends.
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written by newtboy

Moving this video to newtboy's personal queue. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 2 days.
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written by siftbot

B.K.: have been looking at your avatar. did you notice the negative space between the blue shield and red stripes? it's like a shaft of light passing through his ears. his head obscures all the letters except 'T' & 'P': coincidence? 6 stars could mean less than half of the 13 stars of the original flag or 46.1% (~the percentage of votes he received). the stripes...idk..but they do look like bars, which works.
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written by luxintenebris


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