Are you old and grumpy?
Do you hold utter contempt for new fangled contraptions and doodads?

Well why not buy this overpriced disposable camera from Vivitar!?
A leader in cheap ass piss poor quality electronics!!

Come on you old hag! These are TV prices for god's sake!!
Call NOW!!

*Special THREE for one offer if you dial from a rotary phone!

By the gods.... that was one of the most moronic pieces of advertising I have ever seen.

Not a single one of the selling points made any sense whatsoever.

You don't want to look at your photos on a computer or print them at home? Take them to any half-decent photo store or big electronic store, where you can have your digital photos printed on photographic paper.

10 dollars instead of hundreds of dollars for a digital camera. Here take 2 cameras even... Then spend several dollars for each roll of film, and several more to have them revealed even if you only want a couple of the photos in there.

Moving this video to vaporlock's personal queue. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 2 days.

I'm going to try and *promote this using my powerpoints as I hate deceptive advertising as a general concept. Even if this is completely fake and 10 years old, it still makes my skin crawl.

Invocations (promote) cannot be called by Retroboy because Retroboy is not privileged - sorry.

Oh, right. Sorry. Can't help ya, Vaporlock.

Relevant: http://spleenville.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/cameraphone.jpg

You forgot the $55 shipping and "handling" charge.

This ain't no parody. This is the real thing. A "modern" camera for the aging ("senior") amateur photographers.. notice those sample pics of the grandkids?

Going back to the caves boys, see ya later!