*promote

Self promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Friday, December 2nd, 2011 8:28am PST - promote requested by original submitter Grimm.

it's * terrrrribibiible!

She sounds like a porn actress.
*terrible

Adding video to channels (Terrible) - requested by gwiz665.

Wait, you mean Billy Squier's "Rock Me Tonight" lost top honors as the worst music video ever made?

is this from Game of Thrones

Thoughts as I got through the first minute or so:
1) Is this porn? Sure looks like porn.
2) Look at my horse! My horse is amazing!!

Intense guitar riff.

lmao @ 3:50 when he "jumps" over the sword.

And yes, I made it until 3:50....

You're a braver man than I.
>> ^PoweredBySoy:

lmao @ 3:50 when he "jumps" over the sword.
And yes, I made it until 3:50....

I felt nauseous at the 2:16 mark where he wailed his cry of metal anguish. Up to then, the porn-quality prologue was the worst part. Thoroughly terrible.

Are they intentionally trying to do a Spinal Tap?

You guys are such snobs! This video is awesome.

It's a good thing she told me what the song was about before the song began. Otherwise it would have been unclear.

Wait wait wait... So you find this worse than Friday by Rebecca Black?
Interesting!

Yep, you win. I started listing off a few of of the things that make this video/song/story/band awful, and the internet withdrew from me rather than risk contagion.

And since I have a fairly serious addiction to the net...well, I'm not going to try again.

Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

*clap clap clap*

Sword in the armpit, just like when I was a kid. Epic.

Ack! EPi leptt icccccccc

I don't know for sure but this might be awesome. I can just imagine when the band sees the final cut they're rolling on the floor, laughing. Unable to breathe!

I think i'm getting lactose overdose from so much cheese!

My $20 casio keyboard has more complex prerecorded tunes than this one.

Thank god this is "Alternate Reality".

I'm pretty sure this is what porn stars do between takes on the set.

Holy shit it really is terrible.

"Quest for Coconuts 2: Rise of the Rib Cushions"

Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell.
Where the banshees live and they do live well.

SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE ME A BRONZE STAR MEMBER SO I CAN DOWNVOTE!!!!!!

The archers are hilarious

The ending reminded me of this

This HAS to be fake, HAS TO BE

My brain cannot accept that people actually created this. Unless Uwe Boll was directing it.

I only made it to 1:54 but mostly cuz I was reading comments...then the singing started and I had to hit STOPPPP!!!!

This is why men in this age-group need wives.