Wow, that's really stupid. And it's not like it's a spur of the moment thing either. They got a letter, read it, sat down, thought out what they thought was an appropriate response, wrote it down, sent it up on the prompter, read it again, said it, taped it and aired it. And under no time in this entire process did anyone stop and go "hey, wait a second here, maybe we are just HUGE FREAKING MORONS WHO SHOULD FACT-CHECK EVERYTHING WE DO".

Seriously.

I am seriously starting to wonder if Bill O'Reilly is mentally handicapped... Life expectancy has nothing to do with having 10x more accidents, crimes etc.

Incredible. Who knew that high population or population density was so dangerous. No wonder people in Western Europe die so young. Oh, what's that? They have higher life expectancy and spend half as much of their GDP on health care?

It's easy - the more people you have packed into a small space (like say Texas) the more likely you are to hit someone when you fire your guns in the air yelling "yeeeehaarrrr!!!"

>> ^Lithic:
Wow, that's really stupid. And it's not like it's a spur of the moment thing either. They got a letter, read it, sat down, thought out what they thought was an appropriate response, wrote it down, sent it up on the prompter, read it again, said it, taped it and aired it. And under no time in this entire process did anyone stop and go "hey, wait a second here, maybe we are just HUGE FREAKING MORONS WHO SHOULD FACT-CHECK EVERYTHING WE DO".
Seriously.


HAH, I just re-read my own comment while editing and realized how incredibly silly it was. When has BillO ever dealt in FACTS? *facepalm*

Doh.

Fox has such contempt for its core audience.

BECAUSE GOD WANTS TO GET US ALL TO HEAVEN FASTER!! : D

What a fucktard. Worse are the people that believe it.

>> ^Skeeve:
Life expectancy has nothing to do with having 10x more accidents, crimes etc.


Well it certainly would, if it were 10x more per capita. Life expectancy is a per capita measure, so should your accident rate be.
I expected Billo would say something like, "Well we Americans have much more stressful lives, we fight wars for example," but what he actually said is about as retarded as saying "Nuh uh! When you add up the age of every person in the US vs every person in Canada, we win."

I'm giving him cancer.. with my mind.

>> ^HenningKO: I expected Billo would say something like, "Well we Americans have much more stressful lives, we fight wars for example,"

I wouldn't put that past him, but of course, he'd be wrong there as well.
US casualties in Afghanistan: 2.17 per million inhabitants.
Canada casualties in Afghanistan: 4 per million inhabitants.

I'm still going with the thought that he truthfully doesn't believe the shit he spouts, he just comes up with something he knows the right wing nutters will lap up and throws it out there.

He couldn't possibly actually believe this dribble.

Big Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly bellyfeel doubleplusgood ingsoc uscap.

Goes to show you that even if you say the most inane things with an authoritative tone of voice, there will be hundreds of thousands of people who believe that what you say is accurate and true.

Pathetic.

Obama has made each US citizen more likely to die sooner! AND HE'S NOT EVEN AMERICAN!




*wakes up* Oh shit, fell asleep listening to Limbaugh again.

My brain hurts...worse I can see some dedicated Fox viewers sitting at home nodding to themselves saying 'yeah, that makes sense'

No! No! No it doesn't! It doesn't make any sense!

WTF Bill!

probably a nightmare for most Americans, but I couldn't help laughing. *comedy

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Oh, and *lies =P

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Aw.

^ lol =D

Jesus Christ.... that means that every new baby born in this country is DECREASING my life span! Better go open an abortion clinic.

The US is sold, sealed an delivered. People will die young (or continue to die) so the 'healthcare' corps can keep robbing them.
And this monster knows the truth but looks into the lens and and helps the super rich keep feeding off the morons.

If you are dumb enough to fall for this, some in America (O'Reilley included probably) would say you deserve an painful, early death without medical care.

But I don't. Even the dumbest, least educated, most opinionated buffoon is still a person who will suffer in private misery when the truth finally dawns, and then to find themselves only surrounded by blinkered greedy bigots is worse than dying, it means you're already in hell.
Are there no humanitarians anymore in America? How about human beings?

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Nope. Nope, can't do it.

I've watched this three times, and each time I'm left sitting here saying *Wtf just happened.

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*headdesk*

Removing obstacles to progress like BillO from the earth is the only true solution. Luckily, nature has a plan, called "eventually", and, eventually, this stuff will all be as nonsensical to people as slavery or witches or hitler or marijuana prohibition. Cool.

I'm starting to think that some of Billo's staff are major Sifters and just procuring excellent forum material for us to poke fun at (especially who ever helps him with his responses).

bwaahaaa

BillO is a moron, not a journalist. We take it for granted that whatever he says will be bullshit. We don't need to sift it every week just to mock him.

>> ^jwray:
BillO is a moron, not a journalist. We take it for granted that whatever he says will be bullshit. We don't need to sift it every week just to mock him.


It's going to blow our minds the one time he does actual journalism.

Oh, cool! I'm starting a country with just one inhabitant, me! I'll be effectively immortal!

Dang, I feel bad fo the chinese, though. Bastards'll be lucky to make it through puberty.

>> ^jwray:
BillO is a moron, not a journalist. We take it for granted that whatever he says will be bullshit. We don't need to sift it every week just to mock him.


What fun would that be?

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