Oh gosh. Awesome.

Eek a penis!

The ending is madding, she is like "I would hate to think what would happen if these straws fell into the wrong hands"

Lady.

Its a fucking straw. yes it may be shaped like a knob, but I think its going to corrupt the youth of America.

This is madness.

Um...wow...

Think of all the poor kids (and adults) that are going to be deprived of a good laugh now that they can't happen across stick figure penis straws. It's a damn shame.

I'm offended, because those straws are shaped like the space shuttle Challenger. How long must we be inundated with reminders of that terrible explosion? I AM OFFENDED! SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME BECAUSE I AM OFFENDED!

...and did the news station pay that guy to "investigate" this matter in three separate states?

Unmarried? Your child is a bastard.

Case closed.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

I have contacted Walmart to liquidate their stock and have registered CockStraws.com. Jesus' closed door for Walmart is my open window to fortune.

8==)-

Imagine a future narrowly averted... you roam a desolate wasteland, in which water and food are the most vital resources... only to find that this massive desert was once the home of a great civilization!

it's...... it's.... iiiiiitttt's... aaa ROCKET SHIP!

(name that movie)

Death to Smoochy!

/on a related note, someone forgot to pass the memo to this chick that states:

"You do not have a right to not be offended in this country."

What a dumbass. Probably prays to her burnt toast too.

Screw Terrorists! Gah! The FUN Straws! America beware!

It's a butternut squash!

check the ENTIRE root vegetable section immediately!!! people with perverted repressed imaginations might see something sexually exciting!

>> ^Kerotan:
Eek a penis!
The ending is madding, she is like "I would hate to think what would happen if these straws fell into the wrong hands"
Lady.
Its a fucking straw. yes it may be shaped like a knob, but I think its going to corrupt the youth of America.
This is madness.


Madness? THIS IS WALMART!!!


sorry, I just had to

why are these people never embarassed that they saw a vaguely elongated shape and immediately thought "PENIS!!!!"

i mean, surely the correct prudish reaction on encountering something a little bit T shaped is to NOT NOTICE IT.

The lady doth protest too much.

>> ^MINK:
why are these people never embarassed that they saw a vaguely elongated shape and immediately thought "PENIS!!!!"
i mean, surely the correct prudish reaction on encountering something a little bit T shaped is to NOT NOTICE IT.
The lady doth protest too much.

I think you're on to something. Perhaps the start of a new web game. The "Find everything phallic at Wally World" game.

so what if her kid see them? It doesn't know that shape represents a penis.

I am sure there is a culture out there that uses triangles to represent vagina. I think we should outlaw everything triangle shaped to save the youth, save them from... from... something.

How about not buying your kids a bunch of shit from walmart, that in return employs slave laborers, which are often times - yep - KIDS.

Stupid lady, and a stupid baby. Great, keep pumpin' em out, middle America.

>> ^cybrbeast:
>> ^Kerotan:
Eek a penis!
The ending is madding, she is like "I would hate to think what would happen if these straws fell into the wrong hands"
Lady.
Its a fucking straw. yes it may be shaped like a knob, but I think its going to corrupt the youth of America.
This is madness.

Madness? THIS IS WALMART!!!

sorry, I just had to


I actually I for saw this, I would have said "This is penis shaped straws!"

'this chicken from Walmart tastes like vagina... my turn on tv now?'

It's all right, her daughter will be soon be dying of lead poisoning from the non-penis-shaped straws that she did drink from.

Wow. Poor girl. For having such a stupid fucking loser for a mother.

she only paid a dollar thirty-eight?! cheapest dildo ever.

She's a little Middle America Crusader, she is. Awwww.

she blatantly wanted to be on TV more than she wanted to protect kids from shapes.

Put it in your mouth and suck it.

I'm headed to Wal-Mart tomorrow to see if I can get some of these. They'll make perfect gag gifts for friends.

Cockstraws already exist, just not under that name. Sorry dag.

See here:
http://www.bachelorettepartyawards.com/rainbow-straws.jpg
or
http://www.bachelorette.com/bp12772.html

Why do people hate rocket ships?

I love this whole "It's so offensive we should show them on the evening news" mentality. Not to mention her daughter sitting right there as she clearly makes a big deal out of them, and says "they look like male genitalia." Now her girl is gonna think all boys have rocket-straws in their pants.

When we were kids we'd see these kind of things and start laughing at them. Our parent's didn't worry or complain to stores, they just told us to GROW UP!

I only upvoted this because it had 69 votes, and I found that offensive.

reminds me of this:

http://hvattum.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/What.%20All%20I%20see%20are%20nine%20dolphins%20swimming,%20you%20pervert.jpg

Click the link, Our grown up perverted minds will instantly see one picture.

A Child on the other hand, will only see dolphins.

explination here:

http://paulmayers.blogs.com/my_weblog/2007/10/why-would-anyon.html

(I suggest just skipping the first half explianing deconstruction and christian beliefs and just dropping down to the part below the picture. I didn't realise it was a christian blog until I linked it)

>> ^quantumushroom:
Unmarried? Your child is a bastard.
Case closed.

I'm a bastard child...do you have a problem with that? Sorry if mommies and daddies can't always get along. Sorry if the birth of a child sometimes comes without a plan. Maybe the father passed on. Maybe the father wound up being a horrible, abusive father/husband. I don't get why you think this has any relevance to the subject.

This stupid bitch needs a surgical 2x4 across the face.

Hmmm, Bill Murray looks different. Did he get some work done?

If you pause the video and take a closer look at the receipt, you can see that she also purchased condoms, lube, porn, and a dildo!

>> ^jimnms:
I'm headed to Wal-Mart tomorrow to see if I can get some of these. They'll make perfect gag gifts for friends.


I presume you don't mean "gag" in the literal sense.

Let's just hope she doesn't wander down the Gatorade aisle...

http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/gatorade_bottle.jpg

HAHA what a sero...calm down lady