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Super Soaker's sperm cannon - "major pumping required"

submitted by roosh4
1 decade 8 years 2 weeks ago

Comedy

14 Comments

Leekolas says...

How on earth did no one catch this. You'd think someone would at least suggest making the slime green or some other color.

It's worse than that Harry Potter vibrating broomstick.

therealblankman

I submitted this days ago, with a much less appropriate headline. It involved Nambla. I'm so ashamed.

therealblankman

That black kid looks as enthusiastic as Jenna Jameson taking it in the eye.

this vid has gotten a HUGE response on YouTube.. un FREAKIN believable the ad agency let this one through! the black kid says "oh YEAH!" as he gets gizzed.. lmao!!

Is this for REAL?????

*commercial

Invocations (commercial) cannot be called by Linz because Linz is not privileged - sorry.

*promote

Invocations (promote) cannot be called by Linz because Linz is not privileged - sorry.

dammit sifty! why are you so unfair?

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The duration of this video has been updated from unknown to 17 secs - length declared by bareboards2.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'funny, weird' to 'funny, weird, super soaker' - edited by bareboards2

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