Christ, this thing again? Well, you've always been a bit of a masochist gwiz.

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WorldStarHipHop!

I think I'm getting old, this actually made me feel nauseous.

Ugh, I was happy enough knowing how it felt.

omg... moneyshot.

Tell her you're sorry. Go down twice.

i need a cigarette

Hmm...this one will be tough to update the thumbnail.

OMG!!!! It's coming right at me!!!!!

At first, I thought that was a picture of a curled up fist.

I'm sure you have all seen this before. I mean, its not like your mother stopped having sex once she was expecting.

I'm all class. I finally found a good version of this while, uhm, searching for legitimate work stuff, so I thought "what the hell".
>> ^therealblankman:

Christ, this thing again? Well, you've always been a bit of a masochist gwiz.
promote, quality, health

Nonono, would you like some delicious dressing for your salad?
>> ^alien_concept:

I think I'm getting old, this actually made me feel nauseous.

So now I'm terrified of ever having sex again.

Looks like he's got some HSV-2, although I'm not a urologist...

>> ^Trancecoach:

Looks like he's got some HSV-2, although I'm not a urologist...


I was waiting for someone to mention that not everything seemed right here...

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The duration of this video has been updated from unknown to 1:34 - length declared by bareboards2.

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Blargh!

Is there anything the GoPro SportsCam *can't* do???!?

>> ^bareboards2:

length=1:34


He looks perfectly average to me.

Alternate title: Headbanging bald guy spills his beer

Proof that not all things are better in 3-D.

Holy shit! How'd they get a GoPro in there?

And what kind of disease does that guy have all over his wiener? BLECH!

>> ^legacy0100:

OMG!!!! It's coming right at me!!!!!

Doesn't it go like:


"Look out, Ned! It's comin' right for us!"

I initially thought this was the new Alien movie, until the giant penis showed up.

Eeew.

Next week, the gay version.

I know I'd be concerned if my dick was covered with red spots like that one.

That's it, i'm never having sex.

Uh, i mean never again..... right?

I am soooo glad I stopped watching before that.
>> ^rellik:

omg... moneyshot.

And I'm stunned that anyone could watch long enough to diagnose a disease! >> ^Trancecoach:
Looks like he's got some HSV-2, although I'm not a urologist...

thank fuck this shit isn't in 3d