Crikey, I think I believe him when he says "f***ing scary as hell".

*eia

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The worst part of this video was when his friends helped him out of the water.

Why not head first?

>> ^GoodAttorney:
Why not head first?


What, like this?

Ass first is the way to go!

And this is how the magnificent Land Whale went extinct.

That's a lot of time spent storing up blubber for such a brief dip.

Ow
Ow
Ow

That's a pretty good way to get yourself trapped under the ice and drown. Good on ya!

The enormous human was protected from the dangers of Hypothermia due to a thick layer of blubber.

And now, it's time for a Yo' mama joke.

Final words? Why couldn't have that been actual foreshadowing?

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Big though he is, the ice took the initial impact of his feet, I'm impressed. But his ass did him no favours by finishing the job.

@ Smugglarn

Awesome. I feel inspired.

*nochannel *eia *fail *sports?

No timeshift, just multiple replays at full speed.

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...now... what would you do for a klondike bar?

what was the DESIRED outcome

*dead in the *water

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