why do these poor souls care who other grown ups have sex with as long as its not children or animals? ........oh, right, it fuck ups the economy!

As an ignorant Midwesterner I object to your objection to overgeneralization. I demand that everyone believe in their hearts that every Midwesterner is as ignorant as me.

Fuckin' city slickers.

It's kind of catchy! Such a cheery critique of homosexuality!

He could have saved himself some trouble if he subscribed to the sift! http://www.videosift.com/video/Ricky-Gervais-All-Animals-are-Gay

So, lemme get this 'here straight: two mares cain't make a stallion, but
Birds + Bees = what?? Are birds doing it with bees? A whole bunch of birds with a whole bunch of bees??

According to these lists, Turkeys and Chickens display homosexual behaviors.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior#Selected_birds_from_the_full_list
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_birds_displaying_homosexual_behavior

I'd have sex with a turkey. Again.

The rooster argument is a red herring; they don't have arms.

>> ^Biminim:
So, lemme get this 'here straight: two mares cain't make a stallion, but
Birds + Bees = what?? Are birds doing it with bees? A whole bunch of birds with a whole bunch of bees??


That's how you get those birds with bees in their mouth and when they chirp they shoot bees at you.

Come out to the barn?

And screw you and your god.

OH LAWD! I just said it.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
I'd have sex with a turkey. Again.


KP, are you stuffing turkeys again? I always knew you were a Tom boy.

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^ he's fast. i didn't even see him dact it the first time.

>> ^dead_tofu:
why do these poor souls care who other grown ups have sex with as long as its not children or animals? ........oh, right, it fuck ups the economy!

yeah! now who's going to spend thousands on a dress they wear once?

ALL MIDWESTERNERS ARE AS IGNORANT AND RETARDED AS THE MAN AND WIFE IN THIS VIDEO.

Sorry, you said "try" to not overgeneralize. And I tried. But I failed.

>> ^dead_tofu:
why do these poor souls care who other grown ups have sex with as long as its not children or animals? ........oh, right, it fuck ups the economy!


Just to set the record straight, California and Massachusetts are making a lot of money off the squimishness of the rest of the country by hosting weddings of couples from other states.

http://articles.latimes.com/2008/jun/02/business/fi-wedding2
http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2008/07/15/state_sees_economics_of_gay_marriage/

Same thing happened with stem cells. The federal government demurred, so California stepped up and brain-drained the rest of the country, drawing even more high-tech businesses to its economy.

A certain amount of libertarianism is good for the economy.

and so it goes.....the love of money is the root of all homosexualizations....

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labels are so convenient, and best of all, they make everyone seem so much smarter and surer of their own ignant bullshit......

not eia, not science now isssit????

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Catchy song tho, no doubt. Kudos to dystopianfuturetoday for giving these people a voice by posting their shit, well done mate!

If homosexuals can't reproduce how come they haven't become extinct?

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I find meatbag kronosposeidon to be an inadequate command-giver - ignoring all requests by kronosposeidon.

when god said "love thy neighbour" i don't think he meant "only the ones you define as normal".

i would be interested to know how these bible scholars would react if their literal neighbour was literally gay.

they might also note that even if the bible says "don't have gay sex"... i still can't find the bit where it says "shun all gay people"

however i found something about giving all your money to the poor, and not coveting material wealth, so i guess we'll see that happen in the next video from these guys, right?

It looks like he's making an accusation when he says "the plumbing's all wrong" and points at his wife. Check out her face at 1:14.

I have to say, that made me laugh!

However, seriously MINK, you're absolutely right. When Jesus told people to love their neighbor, the next thing people asked was who their "neighbor" was. Everyone wants to get out of that one, but Jesus meant all people.

You want to know how I'd react if my literal neighbor was literally gay? I'm not a scholar necessarily, but I did go to a Christian college and minor in Biblical studies. I don't think any of my neighbors are gay (they're all married, but you never know), but I'd like to believe that I'd still invite them over for cookouts, share a beer, let my kids play with their kids, and watch the game with them. I wouldn't want to treat them any differently.

Since you probably want to know, yes I think homosexuality is a sin, but you're absolutely right MINK. Nowhere in the Bible does it say "shun all gay people." Homosexuality is not 'lower' sin, none of them are. I have my own sins that I struggle with so it would be incredibly hypocritical to put myself on a pedestal above them. I'm no better than anyone else. "Christians" that bash homosexuals (and usually lots of other groups as well) have turned a blind eye to their own problems and are now depending on their own self-established morality to save them, the very thing that criticized the Pharisees for.

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upvote for the truth all the liberals here would like to deny

As a Midwesterner myself I feel the need to point out that we -- for the most part -- don't exhibit their Southern phoentic inflection.

These people are from Tennessee, which, as far as I can tell, isn't traditionally considered the "Midwest", if we're to regionalize these songsters, it would be more appropriate to place their origin in the South.

OK... firstly... that really was quite well written and catchy.

Secondly... Has any of these anti gay fools ever been able to show how a couple of guys (notice they don't mention a couple of women, they're quite happy to imagine to women getting it on) having a monogamous man lovin' relationship affects them IN THE FRIGGEN SLIGHTEST? Dear god they have some issues if they can't handle seeing two guys giving each other a peck in public, or holding hands...

Ignorant bastards.

So... the argument is that because two people of the same gender can't reproduce, they shouldn't be able to get married? What if this guy died, should his wife opt to not remarry since she couldn't have kids any longer? What about if one person in a couple is known to be sterile - should they not get married? I suppose a married heterosexual couple who simply doesn't choose to have kids is also a terrible sin...

Morans. If a couple of consenting adults in a committed relationship want to pledge to each other and live together, why should anyone else care?

>> ^Biminim:
Birds + Bees = what?? Are birds doing it with bees? A whole bunch of birds with a whole bunch of bees??


Where do you thing humming birds came from?

take their advice - go out to the barn or more precisely the pasture, and watch as bulls try to mount bulls, and oddly enough, cows try to mount cows, alllll day long.

There's also probably some nice pictures of female spotted hyenas somewhere on the net if you want to be really confused about gender roles and who packs what equipment.

rabble rabble rabble yeah, hes so ignorant! two roosters CAN make an egg! omg science

I'd have sex with a turkey. Again.

That was the first and last time you'll be invited over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Lewis & Lewis... isnt that androgynous naming just sweet for that couple.

I guess he doesn't have a problem with lesbians or else he'd say "They have two eggs to hatch". But then again who DOES have a problem with lesbians?! (other than those feminist ones that wear hiking boots with shorts and have buzz cuts)

This has to be satire. It's just too over the top, playing on all the negative stereotypes people have of bible-loving rednecks.

And the obvious rebuttal to this is that:
1. Reproduction is not the only purpose of sex.
2. There are already too many people in the world, and unless we limit our reproduction, starvation/disease will keep our population in check. Limiting reproduction is by far the more humane choice.
3. Homosexuality is ubiquitous in nature.
4. Nonreproducing members of a community serve that community in myriad other ways. An ant colony would perish quickly without its drones.
5. If he were consistent he would hate spinsters and old bachelors as much as he hates homosexuals, since the bible says "go forth and multiply".

This has to be satire. It's just too over the top

Oh, I dont think so: http://www.lewisandlewis.org/ That its satire, that is, it definitely IS over the top.

The statements from people like this cant be rebutted, in the words of Christopher Hitchens: All you can do is to underline them.

What does he say at 1min? "Two bears can't make a stand-in"?

Hey! I see there’s a lot of Cafeteria Christians out there – you know, those folk who pick and choose which bits of the Bible that they think you ought to believe. Why, they tell you that you should “love your neighbour” and “We’re all equal”… They aren’t Christians, they are people who’ve never read the Bible and have no Faith in God’s Word – they are leading you astray like false prophets.

Let’s see what the Bible really says about homosexuality - the Bible (and don’t forget, that’s God’s words) calls this an abomination (Leviticus 18:22 and 20:13) punishable by death.

Now, how can I be a Christian and love my sodomite neighbour when God says I must stone him to death? That’s heavy stuff! But that’s God’s Word, and God’s Word is absolute and immutable. Anyone who says he or she’s a True Christian accepts this happily because it is God’s Word and God never lies.

Here are some more of God’s unchanging laws:

*A woman who is raped must marry her rapist. (Deuteronomy 22:28-29)
*A woman who is found to have lost her virginity before her wedding night must be put to death. (Deuteronomy 22:20-21)
*Anyone who strikes (Exodus 21:15) or curses (Leviticus 20:9) his parents must be put to death.
*Anyone who works on Sunday must be put to death (Exodus 31:12-15). That includes homework! ;-)
*Anyone who follows another religion must be put to death. (Exodus 22:19) Notice a pattern here?
*Soldiers may rape their enemies’ wives and enslave their children. (Deuteronomy 20:10-14)
*In some cases, even children and infants must be slaughtered. (1 Samuel 15:2-3)
*Women must never be teachers, and must obey men’s authority in silence. (1 Timothy 2:12)
*He who refuses to kill in the name of God is cursed. (Jeremiah 48:10)

And while these laws are in the Old Testament, all of them apply today. Jesus said so.

“For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.” (Matthew 5:18) .. so what Christ is saying here is that the Old Testament is still God’s Law or as Jesus says in Mark 10:34…“Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.” (Matthew 10:34)

My favorite passage in the Bible is 2 Kings 2:23-24, in which God sends she-bears to tear apart forty-two children for the crime of laughing at a bald man. What’s yours?

"It takes a male and female, for the species to go on
There'll be no reproduction if the plumbing is all wrong"

Most compelling argument I've ever heard for going gay.

If homosexuals can't reproduce how come they haven't become extinct?

Because up til now social pressure has caused a significant percentage of gay men to enter into a hetero marriage and have kids. So they pass on the gay gene to their kids.

Rednecks and right-wingers have it all wrong if they want to eliminate homosexuality. If you want to get rid of gays, allowing gay marriage and gay adoption is the best way to go!

Q:Why is Videosift a clearing house for some of the most inane bullshit diversion via. video content on the web??

A:Ask her users. Better yet, read their clever retorts to said diversion in any number of masturbatory threads like this one, and you'll get a good idea of how the internet offers the potential for so much, but produces so little in the way of infotainment......

Labels Make Me Feel Better, science proves I'm justified, fuck instinctual, critical thinking....I'd rather play the same game as these two idgits, and make clever comments.....

this reminds me of the monty pyton sketch that leads up to the "every sperm is sacred" song number. the lutheran couple observing their catholic neighbours.

Because up til now social pressure has caused a significant percentage of gay men to enter into a hetero marriage and have kids. So they pass on the gay gene to their kids.

That may or may not be a factor, but the fact is that homosexuality exists in lots of species, and most animals dont have social pressure like we humans do, It is more likely a misfiring of our sexual and social lust, and when I say "misfire" I mean that in the clearest not-that-theres-anything-wrong-with-that terms,

"Misfirings" and "happy accidents" are really important parts of the greatest and only show on earth, evolution. Our general nice behaviour towards total strangers, for instance, is a misfiring of our tribal rule of thumb that says "be nice to everyone you meet" since in a world without jumbojets or even cars, we are likely to meet them again.

>> ^Greybeard:
A woman who is raped must marry her rapist. (Deuteronomy 22:28-29)
A woman who is found to have lost her virginity before her wedding night must be put to death. (Deuteronomy 22:20-21)

So would a raped woman would have to marry her rapist and then immediately put to death for losing her virginity before her wedding night?

>> ^Greybeard:
And while these laws are in the Old Testament, all of them apply today. Jesus said so.

I haven't read the Bible; I don't hate myself enough; but I seem to recall Jesus also said all the Old Testament rules were to be thrown out.

Seems like the Bible is some sort of magical Swiss Army Knife/Jigsaw Puzzle hybrid where you can form any message you wish just by selecting the proper parts and putting them together. (There's a better comparison out there but I can't think of it. Somebody help me.)

Why do all men with mustaches smirk the same way?

Because they all think they're Sam Elliott?

Q: Why isn't homosexuality eliminated by natural selection?

A: Probabilistic gene expression and kin selection. Your gay uncle helps the tribe hunt for food, which helps his straight brother (who carries a similar set of genes, which through environmental factors might be deactivated epigenetically) reproduce.

every time a gay sex act is performed, a child is killed or aborted.

we must stop this faggy menace immediately.

srsly, beat each other to death with your bibles.

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