This is so, incredibly well done

Brilliant!

That line "I will act as if I am the first pregnant person ever" is downright spooky. I think it would be OK to be nonchalant about being pregnant. But then, I'm a man.

this is why marriage is an archaic LEGAL contract and has nothing to do with real relationships.

The sheer degree of honesty might tempt me to pick her up at 8.

I wish everyone felt like they were free to choose to be awesome.

Pregtember.

Whew! Thank god we have WoW!

the sad part of this is that most of us will have this exact life ! ok tomorow I start a protest movement and invent a cure for cancer !

Oh man, so true. Heed these words boys and consider whether or not you REALLY want to pick her up at 8.

It's too bad it was written by a guy. I thought there might be one sane woman in the world.

If a woman says that when i ask her to go out, I am going to fuck her ravenously then and there.

lots of Ps commenting all of a sudden anyway, this kinda makes me realize I should prolly be proud of me and my spouse having quite the reverse of this cliched relationship and marriage. good for us, yay!

There are levels of perfect I did not know could be acheived. Then I watched this video.

Wow....
I will strive for this NOT to be my life. LOL

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OK, time to break out the razor blades.

Reminds me of "Tales of Mere Existence" without the intelligence or charm...

Wow. Amazingly grim and practical.

I AM SO FUCKING SCARED RIGHT NOW!!! I AM IN ONE OF THOSE STEPS!

Yay dementia!!!! You can forget about it all happening then put ice cube trays in the mail box!

So I live in a condo with my parents....and we're going to Myrtle Beach in July. This is awkward.

>> ^K0MMIE:
I AM SO FUCKING SCARED RIGHT NOW!!! I AM IN ONE OF THOSE STEPS!

When's the baby due?

>> ^chilaxe:
Whew! Thank god we have WoW!


HAhahahahah. omg, thats how my married friend explained his marriage. "i had a cool bar, its now my wow station. [quote here]"

Ranch homes do not have basements, half finished or otherwise. Silly bitch.

Oops, I forgot to print the camping pictures..

So this is life?
I think I'll stay the hell away from it.

Hey Payback, I accidentally upvoted when I meant to down vote. Ranch houses have basements. And the 'Silly bitch' is reading a script. Written by a man.

>> ^Payback:
Ranch homes do not have basements, half finished or otherwise. Silly bitch.

^I evened it out critttter.

>> ^Payback:
Ranch homes do not have basements, half finished or otherwise. Silly bitch.


Yes they do. They are so abundant, I'm not even going to take the time so provide any proof.

no one will read this comment as I avoided watching this for ages due to the cynical title... but man, this was a cynicism overload.

If they're that f*cking unhappy with their life, change.

If they're that f*cking unhappy with their friend's lives, change friends.

Quite frankly people who are this cynical deserve all the unhappiness they get.

Well that was depressing.

>> ^quantumushroom:
Pregtember.


of course! that's the month women start to look pregnant

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If you don't pick her up at 8 it won't lead to kids, and then who's going to do the dishes while you watch ESPN in that big 3 bedroom ranch house?

That won't happen to me. Alzheimers runs in the family, I'll be blissfully a walking vegetable in my latter years and forget everything that happened.

Wow. And I thought I was depressed before...

Wow, that certainly was dark...

Funny though. Now, do I forward it to my girlfriend on Valentines Day.... no, I don't thinks so. Another time. Another time when she's good and liquored up and isn't too likely to take it as me trying to start a fight.

Sounds like somebodys already 2/3 of the way through the "Great American Plan" >> ^spoco2:
no one will read this comment as I avoided watching this for ages due to the cynical title... but man, this was a cynicism overload.
If they're that f cking unhappy with their life, change.
If they're that f cking unhappy with their friend's lives, change friends.
Quite frankly people who are this cynical deserve all the unhappiness they get.

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