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How to be a Phony Douche

submitted by Yogi

1 decade 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago

Ok so allow me first to explain the "Faggot" tag. This is the kinda thing Louis CK talks about. Now none of these men are gay or acting in a gay way, and neither is a voice over guy. However they're all Faggots, when put in the proper context it's the correct word to use for these phony douchebags.

Guys that pay $2500 ($3500 with bike rental) to act like men, and talk about being men and doing manly things outside with a motorcycle and being manly and men-like together while followed by a fucking catering truck!

I'm sorry I didn't think this would happen but, men are fucking dead. Tyler Durden has his brains blown out, we're all considered fucking pussies and that's the end of it. If this is what a man is supposed to be, a rich douche faggot with perfect hair and designer stubble with $300 sunglasses and a man hobbie kit given to him by people he's overpaying than fuck this I'm turning in my man card.

I had to post this just so I don't ever lose it. Men are an endangered species.