That body builder couldn’t lift a piece of paper….
….if you taped it to his back.

I never understand the thought behind creating huge muscles that limit your range of motion so much. Sure, you can bench 500 lbs, but can you even scratch your own nose? I’m much more impressed by rock climbers that can do one pinky pull-ups all day long but look like weak computer nerds until their shirts come off.

I only pickup dead weight. Sure, some are 400 lbs or more but I got a helper that takes the head end because he's younger than me. Work smarter not harder.

I once knew a girl that asked me if I was strong. Of course I told her yes. She spit on the ground and said, "OK, pick that up".

There's a big difference between Schoolboy and a schoolboy. Without capitalisation and an article I wasn't sure what to expect. Personally, I was hoping to see the latter, but I did have to remind myself who the former was.

https://videosift.com/video/Schoolboy-Arm-Wrestling-compliation

Well, my brain wasn't that strong then. I used a drinking straw. Then she rejected my offer for date.

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