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What a douche.

Screw that dude. I want more pictures of the girls in the video photo!

I cannot get enough of these.

>> ^rollaire4:
LOL, what a total and complete DORK! Gotta love that spray on tan!
RT
http://www.bullsh.it


QUIT it with the SPAM!

Another http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com All-Star?

Who the heck are these people? Where do they exist? Where do they come from? Is this just a Jersey phenomenon? I'm just a simple Midwestern boy...

As stated by direpickle, are these just rich morons who spend every waking minute partying? I'm jealous, and yet...I'm not.

Blue Steel it is not.

Awesome hair dude! /sarcasm

Trust-fund hipster-zombie

i hate him so much

I didn't know the Heat Miser was a real person.

He also makes the same dumb hairdo in every damn picture.

Uhh can somebody say serial killer? No seriously this guy must win the award for most miserable for no particular reason looking f-er alive.

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Yeah, his pose is lame, but still his "douchebaggery" gets him the girls. That's why, gentlemen, you have to be an asshole instead of a nice guy. Nice guys finish last.

^The girls he gets, I don't want. And I'm pretty liberal.

This has got to be a parody...

> Who the heck are these people?

Doucheistanians

The douche culture is fascinating in a train wreck sort of way.

I'm probably not being a very good anthropologist, but studying them in the field any closer might be dangerous.

is this guy even real?

Is that a porn star party?

He just looks like he's about to throw up.

Supposedly he and the girl are both Guido's? Whatever that means.

>> ^poolcleaner:
Is that a porn star party?


Good question. The URL in the video is http://www.elite-parties.com/, which doesn't look exactly like a strip club or whorehouse, but who knows, maybe this is the way they do that shit in London.

It's not his fault all his friends only take pictures of him after he pukes.

The music in this video is so win.

Very tall Oompa Loompas?

I hate all of those people. Plus Sonic the Hedgedick there.

He seems excited to be there.

There is clearly something very interesting just to his right that catches his attention before each photo op!

"The girls he gets, I don't want. And I'm pretty liberal."
Keep telling that yourself

Either this ugly mofo with the worst hair in the world works in the porn or modeling industry and these women patronize him by letting him take a picture of them together, or he's got a massive*... amount of personal appeal.


* you people and your dirty minds.

>> ^brycewi19:
There is clearly something very interesting just to his right that catches his attention before each photo op!


His reflection?

Kinda looks like Stephen Baldwin, high off PCP and hair product fumes.

hey! i also make the same face in every picture!

Photoshop, perhaps?

>> ^brycewi19:
There is clearly something very interesting just to his right that catches his attention before each photo op!


He's staring at the photographer's girlfriend's tits.

The music choice is excellent. I actually have the CD it's from; just six absurdly giant medleys.

I figured out who this guy is... he's that other Baldwin brother, the one from Bio-Dome...

He's so efficient he has already spotted his next victim before the flash goes off.

Looks like a hungover beatlejuice!

What's my name? Say my name! Look at me when I talk to you!

http://www.elite-parties.com/popup.php?t=28&n=11&f=valbonne250409&p=page4&title=London+Club+Studio+Valbonne+on+25th+April+2009

http://www.elite-parties.com/popup.php?t=28&n=11&f=valbonne250409&p=page4&title=London+Club+Studio+Valbonne+on+25th+April+2009

Why is he so fucking ORANGE?! I swear he has the skin tone of an oompa loompa. And his hair? What the fuck? Dude, you're like 40 years old. Time to grow out of childish things. Why are you acting like that at your age? Wow.

Is it just me, or does he look like Dane Cook with orange skin?

he seems so grumpy, he kind of looks like my grandfather with his one facial expression, I never know when he is angry or happy...