I think it is very unwise to discourage men from jerking off; this man is aiding and abetting terrorism.

"I'm not around when men masturbate"
Yeah, you are Ana.

Scratching your balls? GAY!
Holding your cock when you pee? GAY!
Soaping your dick in the shower? GAY!

Does looking at my own junk while I pee count as gay?

Hands free the whole time of course.

I'm betting the quote was taken out of context. I wonder if, as with many e-books, this pastor was answering a question from the public, like, "I'm a married Christian, and I like to masturbate while admiring my own body in the mirror. Is that OK?" That would make sense.

Last I knew, masturbation was a sin, so why do we give a shit if it's gay?

First: Masturbation has nothing to do with homosexuality but it can cause blurry vision and hair to grow on the palm of your hands.

Second: Jesus is a myth. The character Jesus of the bible is a supernatural, magical figure both of which are not found in 'real' life as we know it. Jesus, the one in the bible, is a total fable and fabrication.

Third: Jesus was not against big powerful churches because churches like that did not exist in the first century. At most they were scattered cults and tribes each trying to piece together their own 'superstition tradition' as a basis for their beliefs.

...stop looking at your hands.