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Man... takes guts to get up in front of people and bomb like that. I couldn't watch it...

If I were going to do something like that, I'd hope my friends would be good enough to keep me from embarrassing myself.

that's too painful

Absolutely *terrible poor girl

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I'd love to see a home video for comparison. If she's that bad in her own home, then she needs new friends to tell her the truth.

Or the problem might be just, "she needs friends."

Internet humiliation. Group bullying at its finest.

*cringeworthy

That backing out did it for me. Was there a cane from stage left?

Also, whoever made this video is a meanie.

Alright, there's a backstory.

This woman, an established ventriloquist (if you can believe it) used to crass material was given 30 minutes to prepare for a school crowd. Out of her element, she bombed. The video was posted. Picked up by the show Tosh.0. After which she got a chance for "Web Redemption", which you can check here:

http://youtu.be/11uzrWkupWo?t=1m49s

But you might have a good friend who offers-up your self-immolation to masses of sophomoric douche bags who have nothing better to do than point, laugh, and project their own insecurities upon those deemed unworthy, and that would spoil their groove!

I couldn't watch beyond 30 seconds... I felt too bad for her.

We definitely could use a *cringe channel.

The dummy is to blame (yes, that one).

Yeah, not really any better.

Friends don't let friends do ventriloquism. If you have what it takes to do standup then do it, but ditch the stupid puppet.

apparently "established" ventriloquist doesn't mean good ventriloquist

Granted, This isn't funny, it's just sad. Like other people have already said, I feel bad for her.

But if she was at all experienced, I would think she would do a better job even if she was rushed into this and be able to think on her feet a little better. At the very least, I would think she would have done a better job of hiding her lips moving and doing a voice that at least TRIED to sound different from her normal voice.

This doesn't seem like an instance of someone merely choking on stage. This seems more like a situation where someone thought doing a ventriloquist act would be super easy and just didn't think it through

That's how I saw it. She obviously wasn't prepared to do the skit, only a non experienced person in any profession would go into a project unprepared.